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Egbert

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Time 8h 12m

Reads 208
Votes 43
Parts 27
Time 8h 12m

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Meet the son of two of the most fearsome vampires in all of history; Elizabeth Bathory and Vladamir Dracula. Egbert may be heir to an immense amount of power but he's nothing but humble. He hasn't got time to be especially big headed what with reining in his best friend Vikram, covering up his parent's antics, avoiding being discovered and trying his best to just be a lot less awkward. And there's the problem that new girl that's just moved to town, the one he just can't seem to stay away from.All Rights Reserved

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Down under by silver_n_diamonds

An unusual bond between Katherine and Sebastian. Her life has never been normal. From the death of her father to her nightmares that seem too real. A striking masterpiece with a striking anger meets a mysterious guy with a very dark past. Their lives are completely different but that doesn't stand in the way of love. When a surreal world merges with reality Katherine realizes that secrets are being kept from her. Will it be too late when she finds out the truth about her life?

Mate (GxG) ✔️ by See_you_feel_you

Alex Woods daughter of the most powerful vampire in the universe Dracula. She is selfish and loves spending time with women for her own pleasure. That is until she meets her mate Maya Bishop, a human and a high school senior who has a horrible life at home and in school. She has abusive, strict parents and because of that she has never been inlove. Will she accept Alex as her mate? Or will she run away from the only person who will love her no matter what.

Sands of Time (Hellsing•AU) by wulfwuman

(🔖Wattys nominated 2020 & 2021)(SLOW🍋BURN•1st story written) In this Hellsing alternate universe, there are three kinds of vampires. Two you already know: Alucard first Nosferatu (cursed by god) and those created by his descendants. What if there was a third, those born a vampire? A mysterious woman named Ylva Viken from the Northlands runs into Alucard when he was alive and known as Vlad III(real historical person, not a vampire) Draculea. She goes into hiding after his birth as the Vampire King. It is the modern times and a dying human friend and lover, asks Ylva to visit him in England. The mysterious immortal woman is unaware Vlad or Alucard as he is called now, resides in England at Hellsing Organization. Will Alucard reunit with a lost love? Or will her born Vampire kind take her back to their stronghold as the born vampired are few and desperate to create more before it is too late •Do not own rights to Hellsing or Hellsing Ultimate. ⚠️Disclaimers: 🚫 violence/traumatic details ❗️Mature Sexual Content 🚫Foul language ⛔️elements of an unhealthy relationship ©Sands of Time (02/19/2020) Owner of story:Michi Tala (74,421 words not including resources and citations) Art cover:🎨AmikArtest (First story: Started April 2019-Finished February 2020) (2/19/2020) #01 Hellsing (10 days⚰️1.06k) (04/18/2021 🔺️ 04/28/2021) #01 Vlad (45 days🪦618 stories) (07/22/2020🔹09/04/2020) #01 Vlad (12 days 🍷691 stories) (02/12/2022 🔸️ 02/23/2022) #01 vlad (5 days ♟️ 691 stories) (03/02/2022🔰 03/06/2022) #02 vlad (2 days ⚰️ 728 stories) (08/22/2022 -08/23/2022) ☄️Debut ranks: # 15Hellsing (1.02k) # 19 Alucard (1.21k) # 26 Dracula (1.82k) # 19 vampire romance(5.84k) #261 romance fanfiction (17.1 k) # 01 Shadow King (34 stories) # 10 Vampire King (366)

Dracula's Daughter by milly_king818

The legend continues . . . After his wife commits suicide upon hearing his fate, Dracula turns his daughter into a vampire in an attempt to keep her with him forever. Horrified by her father's actions, Valentina withdraws from both him and society, only feeding on rodents to survive, when one night the local villagers capture her in her weakened state. Hopeful to be reunited with her dead mother, she welcomes their advances when she is suddenly rescued by fellow vampire, Christian. Dark and handsome, Christian takes her back to his estate where an unbreakable bond is formed between the two. Valentina, who yearns for freedom, reluctantly leaves Christian's side only for them to be reunited every decade in a new city with new identities. But she will always leave him in the end. Constantly hunted by her father, Valentina doesn't know who to turn to when an old enemy resurfaces and puts the entirety of mankind at risk. Will Christian finally abandon her after everything she put him through, or will he stick by his mate's side even if it means dying together?

Strega Luna by Buckybarnesarmm

What if the mate bond was just accepted? Andrei 'Dru' Adams is handsome, smart, the Alpha of the Starlight Ember pack, and lonely. He's the last of his friends left unmated. Elizabeth Mitchell is kind, beautiful, two weeks away from her wedding and thinks she's human. She's in the middle of the woods to celebrate her bachelorette party. Dru catches his mate's scent, but isn't sure which of the six women at the rental cabin it's coming from. As he tries to come up with a plan to find out, Elizabeth gets a visit by a powerful goddess that changes her whole world. From her name, to her species, to the fact that her real mate is near, she has a lot to take in all of a sudden. Not everyone fights their destiny. Sometimes the best love stories happen when two souls just give in to the bond and let the fire ignite. Let everyone around them worry about the outcome. These two are all in from the beginning.

Blood Money: A tale of Fangs by Myers_Stories

A young Dhampir lives alongside humanity after leaving his city of vampires, now he works as a prostitute alongside a new friend.

The Final Bride of Dracula by ilovewolfs1234

She began with a hiss. "That worthless creature is my friend. If you lay a hand on him again. I will kill you. " "You will, how?" He seethed. She poked her finger on his chest. "I will drive a stake, straight through your nonexistent heart." She paused. "I will keep driving it through until it reaches the other side. I will watch what ever life you have fade." Kidnapped and stuck inside the castle of Dracula, Alandra grows close to another vampire. Dracula cannot stand the fact of any completion, he stomps the flame before it can ignite. Alandra loathes the very thought of Vlad and wishes to have nothing to do with him. Will her mind change? Or will she only see the cruel exterior? (#131 in vampire)

Blood Thirst by Nathaleighyoung

A Dracula legend, romantic story begins when a twenty-three year old Anna found an old mansion in the deep foggy woods after running away from her fiancé, not wanting to marry him. She finds herself locked inside with a man of young dashing features, but is also an angry beast, who is a stubborn arrogant man that has fangs creeping out from his pearly white teeth and all he loves doing is drinking fresh warm blood from people's body. Soon they will know what it feels like to be loved and never be apart. ------------------------------- Currently revising

Moonlight by midshipcupid

Moonlight Luna sparda twin sister of eve sparda she's got more devil blood in her than goddess blood she's also got her father's personality cold and calculated Hellsing ultimate Luna sparda is looking to hunt some rogue devils with her sword burnlock in hand amd she does not go easy on people at all But also she ends up being dragged into the past where she meets Vlad the impaler Vlad tepes/Dracula/Alucard

Sabine by wulfwuman

Sabine is a supposed runaway orphan at sixteen who ends up literally running into a ruthless prince by the name of Vlad III Draculesti and the Voivode of Wallachia Vlad's overseer of his castle is Victor Dascălu and Sabine is greeted with loving arms by Victor. The daughter he never had. Two years have passed, and Prince Draculesti has returned to discover Sabine is not the skinny girl of two years ago but a beautiful woman the age of eighteen. Sabine has caught his lustful eye but is a handful by preferring to dress like a young man and gather intel on the local area for spies. So Vlad decides to have Sabine be his valet while at home and traveling to Hungary. Her Willfulness and His Arogance make for a rough road towards any romantic notions and having future male heirs. Sabine also has a secret first love named Anna, the innkeeper's daughter, and they become secretly married while Lord Draculesti attempts to convince Sabine to be his. Will Lord Draculesti's envy of the couple prevent a fairytale happy ending? [Loosely Based Historically] ⚠️ Alerts: most based around Voivode Vlad III Drǎculea's ( family Draculesti) historical violence and normal behavior in the 1400s of European society. • violence/torture (war) •physical-psychological/unhealthy relationship •mature sexual content/ bisexual female character •European misogynists of time period ©️"Sabine" (08/24/2019) Published (01/2023) Michi Tala: Ownership of story ⚜️•Debut Ranks: (less than 24 hrs) #922 Dracula (2.36k) # 38 Tepes (73) # 22 Vlad Tepes # 22. Vlad the Impaler (37) #605 Vlad (727) •♟️• # 64 Dracula (2.38k) # 16 Vlad (725) #137 female main character (5.33k) # 671 female protagonist (21.2k) # 01 Vlad the Impaler (37) # 04 Tepes(72) # 02 Vlad Tepes (40) # 01 Vlad Dracula (39) 📍•Draculesti coat of arms: Attribution-ShareAli

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Down under

An unusual bond between Katherine and Sebastian. Her life has never been normal. From the death of her father to her nightmares that seem too real. A striking masterpiece with a striking anger meets a mysterious guy with a very dark past. Their lives are completely different but that doesn't stand in the way of love. When a surreal world merges with reality Katherine realizes that secrets are being kept from her. Will it be too late when she finds out the truth about her life?