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Reads 208
Votes 43
Parts 27
Time 8h 12m

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Meet the son of two of the most fearsome vampires in all of history; Elizabeth Bathory and Vladamir Dracula. Egbert may be heir to an immense amount of power but he's nothing but humble. He hasn't got time to be especially big headed what with reining in his best friend Vikram, covering up his parent's antics, avoiding being discovered and trying his best to just be a lot less awkward. And there's the problem that new girl that's just moved to town, the one he just can't seem to stay away from.All Rights Reserved

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So I Might Be a Vampire - Book 1 (Original Version) by iamRodneyVSmith

Bob has got to be the worst vampire in the world. Without a guide to learn how to be a good vampire, he's making it up as he goes along... while holding down a day job. [Previously Featured #2 Vampire ] ***** Everything I'm about to tell you is a lie. Well, except the parts that actually happened, but I'm supposed to let you guess which those are. The parts about me being a vampire, working at a porn shop, and being completely clueless about vampires, those are completely true. Oh, the parts about Claude, my best friend for life, being a gentleman thief? All true. This is NOT a misguided and sordid tell-all about being a modern-day vampire. (wink wink) My vampire club for accidental vampires, Friends of Vlad does not exist. Neither do vampires like the terrifying and beautiful Beatrice. There is no big bad vampire boss named Harry pushing vampires into the 21st Century. Also nope about the vampire club in the heart of Toronto and a big nope on Madame Vera's House of the Not-so-dead. I'm just an ordinary guy who became a vampire. Nothing unusual about that. Nothing at all... [BOOK ONE of CHASING THE SUN SERIES] REVIEWS: @DavidJThirteen Humour has to be one of the toughest genres to get right. This book really pulls it off. Thank you for an enjoyable, entertaining read! @SharylFriend This was awesome beyond mere words!!! Should be a BESTSELLER! @Signed_Sealed_96 This has been by far the best and funniest book I've read. I love this and I can't wait to tell my friends about this b'%&hing vampire story I read nonstop.

Changing the Story by DianaHart22

Life as a Vampire Hunter can be dangerous, but having to marry the son of the one and only Vlad Dracula brings new light to the situation. Elizabeth Van Helsing is an eighth generation direct decedent of Abraham Van Helsing who was chosen to be the one to marry Victor Dracula to end the war between Vampires and Hunters. But her world is turned upside down when she has to defend herself from other Vampire Hunters, who view her as a traitor, her father-in-law, Dracula, and even her own husband. Will she survive the hand that fate had dealt her?

The Final Bride of Dracula by ilovewolfs1234

She began with a hiss. "That worthless creature is my friend. If you lay a hand on him again. I will kill you. " "You will, how?" He seethed. She poked her finger on his chest. "I will drive a stake, straight through your nonexistent heart." She paused. "I will keep driving it through until it reaches the other side. I will watch what ever life you have fade." Kidnapped and stuck inside the castle of Dracula, Alandra grows close to another vampire. Dracula cannot stand the fact of any completion, he stomps the flame before it can ignite. Alandra loathes the very thought of Vlad and wishes to have nothing to do with him. Will her mind change? Or will she only see the cruel exterior? (#131 in vampire)

Final Request by MsIndulgence

Alone in her quiet apartment, Clara is deep in thought as she decides her fate. When she finally makes her choice, an old enemy comes to her door.

Dracula's Daughter by milly_king818

The legend continues . . . After his wife commits suicide upon hearing his fate, Dracula turns his daughter into a vampire in an attempt to keep her with him forever. Horrified by her father's actions, Valentina withdraws from both him and society, only feeding on rodents to survive, when one night the local villagers capture her in her weakened state. Hopeful to be reunited with her dead mother, she welcomes their advances when she is suddenly rescued by fellow vampire, Christian. Dark and handsome, Christian takes her back to his estate where an unbreakable bond is formed between the two. Valentina, who yearns for freedom, reluctantly leaves Christian's side only for them to be reunited every decade in a new city with new identities. But she will always leave him in the end. Constantly hunted by her father, Valentina doesn't know who to turn to when an old enemy resurfaces and puts the entirety of mankind at risk. Will Christian finally abandon her after everything she put him through, or will he stick by his mate's side even if it means dying together?

Moonlight by midshipcupid

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Strega Luna by Buckybarnesarmm

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Sands of Time (Hellsing•AU) by wulfwuman

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Vlad Dracula by thecassandraperera

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