Fork {Levi Ackerman x Reader C R A C K}

Well, fuck.
You were born behind Wall Maria, not Rose or Sina. Let's make that clear. Only being seventeen when the Collosal Titan first attacked, you didn't know how to defend yourself from the huge ass naked babies at your door.
They were like,
"Roar, haha bitch you look like a sandwich."
Feeling you were going to get eaten, like any sensible human being, you threw a fork at the Titan. It picked you up, holding you above it's jaws, ready to eat you like the fucking tiny ass snack you were.
Except, that didn't happen.
Blood sprayed on your face as the Titan fell, someone grabbing you by the waist before you could be crushed.
"You fucking idiot. Who the fuck throws a fork at a damn Titan?" A hot dude asked you, before you were like.
"Bitch, I'm tired. Just save me."
And then everything faded to black.