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Smoke 'em Up! (More Wacky Teacher Quotes)

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"In my class we have the Mr. C Rule: if Mr. C would do it, you don't, because it's immediately absurd by association."
-social studies teacher


My English teacher is back with more spontaneous quotes! Yay.


I'm not complaining, but I have one question before you start reading:

How are you not sick of him yet?!All Rights Reserved

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"There are rules!you must follow them!"he yells making me jump back "What if I don't"I barely whisper yet he was able to hear me perfectly fine and what he says next makes me want to crawl up into a ball and die "You'll be spanked" ---------------------- Madison Green is forced to marry Damien Johnson a ruthless cold hearted gang leader,who kills anyone in his way. Will Madison be able to handle his ways,especially since she has to carry his baby in a few months. 🚨🚨WARNING🚨🚨 There will be smut,violence,swearing, Smoking etc and I don't edited right away so sorry for any spelling errors or anything that doesn't make sense.