Must be love on the minge

Enormous Eugene is seeking for a chocolate darling.

Fishy Fergus can't seem to stop smegma spouting out his penis.

Chitty Charlene won't stop yapping her gob.

Puny Phineas is always stinking up a whole 15 mile radius in which he stands.

And big boobed Ella has obtained a yeast infection down there.

But all of them have one thing in common...