Agent Riptide ❌
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  • Reads 23,857
  • Votes 562
  • Parts 6
  • Time 14m
Complete, First published Jun 04, 2018
I rewrote this as Agent 18 but this is the original that probably wrote on elevated stress or painkillers from my surgery...

DISCONTINUED 

It's Poki and has a metric tonne of inconsistencies and mistakes. 

I own nothing but plot as well as this amazing cover by @fanofbooks020508
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