They're broken, insane and cold-blooded killers. They don't care. They do not go up to you because of 'love at first sight.' They're deranged. They wouldn't care for those kind of cheesy things. They're dark. It'll be a hard job for anyone to catch their hearts... or do they still have their hearts. [Cringe] They're insane killers after all, filled with blood lust and weird craziness in their lil' bottled heads. In any case, in these scenarios, the reader's one badass person, because without any witty self-defense, you'll die immediately on your first meeting. [A/N: I don't own Creepypasta, of course, lol. Also, these scenarios include Jeff the Killer, Ben Drowned, and Eyeless Jack! With Ticci Toby at the end!]