Book of random shits

Hi yes, it's me. Ya boi Mitri. Sorry for the depressingness and me not updating a lot. But yeah this is the book of random shits. So enjoy- wait before you read, just a few warnings. there will be swearing and possibly offending content. Just know that I made this book for if you are ever sad (like me every day) and wanna just have some laughs. Also, there will be a few lgbtq+ here and there. If you don't support lgbtq+, I respect your opinion. But please, don't cause a war in the comments. And if you have any fandom requests or want something you want on here, just say something and I'll credit the requester! With that, you may read! :D