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Bad at Being Bad

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"Let's face it," he started, walking slowly around the table until he stopped at my side.  He laid his palms on the glass and leaned towards me. "You're not exactly good at being a hero." 

I smiled and sat back in my chair, resting my hands behind my head. "Yeah, that's kind of what I'm going for." 

"And," he continued, "you're not exactly good at being a villain." 

The grin fell off my face and my hands fell at my side. If I was trying to be a villain, why was I here then?

"You're exactly who we're looking for."

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Original cover photo taken from Infamous: Second Son (which inspired some of this story!)All Rights Reserved

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