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Afterlife Industries

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Reads 473
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Parts 28
Time 4h 49m

Reads 473
Votes 96
Parts 28
Time 4h 49m

loganroyauthorbro

Mature

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A divine comedy about God, his sons (Lucifer and Jesus), their not-exactly non-profit organization called Afterlife Industries. They're open Monday-Saturday, but closed on Sundays. That's the Lord's day, and is therefore solely reserved for family dinner and Fantasy Football trash talk.  

It's all worked out pretty well so far, but things are about to change. The immortals Adam and Eve are still quite angry with the not-quite-holy trinity for the whole Eden thing, and are concocting a new plan for revenge. They use the resources at their company to hack into God's email account and, amidst a stream of cat memes the man upstairs likes sending to his sons, they find one rather useful email which God had written while drunk one night.


Chapters will be added every Wednesday to add a little humor into the humdrum of hump day, and Sundays because it only seems fitting to give an update on God's family on "his" day.All Rights Reserved

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Jerry by TheWordsFromMe

A boy is so sweet and loving ofcourse he's gay he gets bullied but he has 3 friends who protect him because he has a secret. Jerry was cursed with demonic powers and will use when he's angry. One day him and his friends are invited to a party And things go wrong Jerry Is taken into the woods and beaten and strip naked and he gets revenge on everyone who was in that plan.

Hell world x Op male human reader: The New ruler of Hell by JustyTurner

Y/n L/n was once a normal human living in the human world as his life was shitty since he's poor, living in a dump apartment, he was recently fired from his job, his friends abandon him and his parents were dead since he was young due to an accident. His life is hell to him and wishes to go somewhere that will make his life better but be careful what you wish for because one night, he was summoned by a Satan himself to be a new ruler of hell since he was killed billions of years ago and without him, Hell is out of control. Now being sent into literally Hell, Y/n will make his climb up to be the first ever human to be ruler of hell and shows his might to those who dares to stood in his way. He will make plenty of enemies but also allies as well which they will help him climb up to be the ruler of hell by any means necessary.

The Demon's Curse (BXB) by thatspecialteen

The boy got to his feet, looked his mother dead in the eyes and said; "He's not my father" ~~~ Nixon has never known his father, and he was only 13 when his mother left him. That's when the curse was activated. That's when Nixon began to awaken. Now 18, he's finding out secrets his mother never wanted him to know, secrets that test his beliefs and ultimately endanger his life. With a war brewing, it's time to take sides. And things get more complicated when a man shows up out of nowhere, claiming to be Nixon's mate. It all started with a few black lines appearing on his hand. But how will Nixon's story end? *POTENTIAL BOYXBOY WARNING*

Jason Christ: The Little Man Verses The World by magnificent_megz

Sorry if this offends any religions this is an inside joke made by my friends about personalities and how *cough cough* Dante *cough cough* causes us hell! A group of friends that tackle the world (school) with their shortest friend Jason Christ. We're all musicians (with death)! Characters: Jason Christ Doubtful Thomas Angel Gabriel Dante's Inferno (Satan) Alice the holy spirit, mother of all Meggie the Alpha Wolf, Guardian of the Underworld (me!) Kuda the Lolicon (servant of Angel Gabriel) Paige his Loyal Concubine (Dante and Jason) Tibo the Queen of the Nekos Louise the hooded figure (death) *SPOILER* Tibo dies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

saturn by -madlymelanin

two girls who were humans aren't anymore, they dont know what they are and to top it off they have 6 mates whose families are trying to kill them.

Seduce Me... (Boyxboy) by LightPinkRose

Boy runs away from home. Boy meets dangerous man. Then shit hits the fan.

The Only Exception (SeKai) by TurtlezBoi

Sehun is stuck with three morons and an angel whilst working on a college project. He doesn't think it can get any worse, until he realizes that the angel known as Kim Jongin is practically unattainable. Fuck his life.

Try And Escape *Completed Story* by AmaraHartwig

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The Test, For Power Or For Trust by CraZyDog_Storiez

There are ten different species of earth, and they all hate one another. So, when the gods get word of all the tyranny, they choose a representative from each species to travel together and retrieve each of their peoples artificats. After failing twice, they decide that if this group cant make it, that theyll seperate all the species for good.

Chasing Pavement by LogicallyIllogical

For all of her life, Lilith has been running. She ran from her imperfect home. She ran from her unloving father. She ran from the feeling that she harbored that begged for comfort. The only problem is that all of this running made her run towards the wrong arms. It caused her to do something that she will forever regret. Shame drawn out by confusion. An innocent mind looking for something to fill that hollow hole she has. Lilith thought that she had gotten away from everything that had happened to her in Tuscan, Arizona; but apparently not. Her father has moved back to his old house their and is getting re-married. Lilith, the unlucky Lilith, has to attend this wedding from Hell. It's just a week. Anyone can deal with anything for just a week. It's finally time for her to confront her mistake, to confront her feeling and to understand why. With a road trip, a crap wedding and a step mother with horns; Lilith learns that sometimes you can start over. You just need help sometimes-- say, from an unlikely guy like your best friends big brother. The extremely hot big brother.

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The Only Exception (SeKai) cover

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Jerry

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