Afterlife Industries
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Last published Tue, Jan 1, 2019
A divine comedy about God, his sons (Lucifer and Jesus), their not-exactly non-profit organization called Afterlife Industries. They're open Monday-Saturday, but closed on Sundays. That's the Lord's day, and is therefore solely reserved for family dinner and Fantasy Football trash talk.
It's all worked out pretty well so far, but things are about to change. The immortals Adam and Eve are still quite angry with the not-quite-holy trinity for the whole Eden thing, and are concocting a new plan for revenge. They use the resources at their company to hack into God's email account and, amidst a stream of cat memes the man upstairs likes sending to his sons, they find one rather useful email which God had written while drunk one night.
Chapters will be added every Wednesday to add a little humor into the humdrum of hump day, and Sundays because it only seems fitting to give an update on God's family on "his" day.
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