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THOT PATROL [BxB]
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The year is 2048 and women have evolved into terrifying creatures called 'Thots.' With long, bleached blonde hair and ears on top of their heads, similar to dogs. And you mustn't forget about their long, horrifying tongues, laced with different acids to kill you in one lick.
While most men and children had retreated to a safe haven called 'Angel Island' to reproduce using technology so advanced we could barely begin to comprehend it, one group refused to hide. They call themselves the 'Thot Patrol'
Determined to exterminate all thots and their Queen Bee, will they save the day? Or will they fall as had everyone before them?
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