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The year is 2048 and women have evolved into terrifying creatures called 'Thots.' With long, bleached blonde hair and ears on top of their heads, similar to dogs. And you mustn't forget about their long, horrifying tongues, laced with different acids to kill you in one lick. 

While most men and children had retreated to a safe haven called 'Angel Island' to reproduce using technology so advanced we could barely begin to comprehend it, one group refused to hide. They call themselves the 'Thot Patrol'

Determined to exterminate all thots and their Queen Bee, will they save the day? Or will they fall as had everyone before them?

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Sat, Jul 7, 2018

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"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" Instantly, Sawyer frowns, an unimpressed expression on his face. I continue to smile as I grab his shoulders and shake him, "C'mon, Sawyer, you gotta ask!! What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie??" He shakes his head, turning away from me as he presses his tongue to inside of his mouth. Flatly, he states, "We're not doing this shit, Mari." "Yes we are!!!" I giggle as he scowls at me. Booping his nose, I ask, "You ready?!!" "No." "I'm gonna say it." "No, you're not-" "SoFISHticated." "You're a fucking idiot." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *Slow Burn, Lengthy Chapters* Marianne Parker and Sawyer Cortez are complete opposites of each other. Marianne is a dad joke loving, talented musician who believes in finding the good in everything around her. Always smiling, laughing, kind to everyone, and an optimist. With a bubbly attitude and an outgoing personality, she's always looking to make a new friend. An all-around ray of sunshine. Sawyer, on the other hand, is a sarcastic, blunt, rude, and pessimistic bookworm. He doesn't believe there could be good in everything. He doesn't smile, doesn't laugh, and isn't interested in making new friends. Let alone, socializing. Hell, he BARELY tolerates his own friends. The total definition of a raincloud. Marianne's looking for a fresh start, and Sawyer wants is a normal year of high school. But, when he meets Marianne, it becomes all too clear that there's something about her he can't ignore. From the way she walks, talks, laughs, and smiles. It's all distracting and unfamiliar to him. And, of course, he doesn't like that. In his efforts, he tries to ignore the feelings and avoid HER. But that can be hard when the girl in question is EQUALLY interested in him too. Started August 2023 - ????

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