Fate... You Crafty Bitch

Ruth Landon has been reading cheesy Wattpad romance books since seventh grade, so when it comes to cliches, she's pretty well versed.
Imagine her surprise when on her first day of senior year she smashes into the school's bad boy (suspected to have a heart of gold), and he's determined to befriend her for some reason.
I mean, come on, we've all read that story....Ruth is no different, she's read it too.
With her dodging cliches left and right, she still keeps getting caught by the oldest tricks in the book.
Fate must have it out for her.
Every time she seems to clear one obstacle, one seems to pop up right behind it.
Now it seems her best friends are falling for each other, she has a new hot teacher, her bully is being nice to her, the queen bee of her school is after her, she's supposed to be tutoring the town's golden boy, and the aforementioned "badboy" happens to be her neighbor!
Fate... you crafty bitch

mild language (obviously)