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Ongoing, First published Jun 08, 2018
Okay, these jokes have nothing to do with the teachings of the Chinese Philosopher, Confucius (551-479 BC).
The only thing they have in common is their shortness. His teachings were always straight to the point. 


Disclaimer: I didn't come up with any of these jokes 

nuff said...
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Life doesn't have a rule book. But it has unsaid rules, some even tips. In no particular order, here are the rules that I feel have deep meanings (sometimes...) behind them. Especially for me. FULL DISCLOSURE: It is now 2021 and I'm 21 years old. I wrote this at 14 with no real perspective on life. Read at your own risk. It's bad. I love to look back at myself and laugh which is why is is still up. All the love.