Confucius say...
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Last published Fri, Jun 8, 2018
Okay, these jokes have nothing to do with the teachings of the Chinese Philosopher, Confucius (551-479 BC).
The only thing they have in common is their shortness. His teachings were always straight to the point.
Disclaimer: I didn't come up with any of these jokes
nuff said...
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