He's Probably Gonna Spit in My Drink
The_DramaQueer
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  • Reads 64,608
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  • Parts 5
  • Time 1h 7m
The_DramaQueer
Complete, First published Jun 09, 2018
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Caffeine deprived, stressed out college kid, Stephan, knows his barista hates him because the guy tells him so on the label of his cup every, single day. So why then does the bottom of the cup say something entirely different...?

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