Wash Those Dirty Hooves

Ok, let's cut this short. This is no ordinary gay story ok? This is very different from ordinary. There are some normal life drama and stuff of that sort, sure I will give you that. But some of this drama, humans, animals are far from normal. Hell, even the science of this story is far from normal. So I'm here to warn you what you are about to read or listen to someone read if somebody will do that, an unnatural story! Go ahead call it a series of unordinary events, the joke on a series of unfortunate events totally intended, its a good story don't judge. Anyways jokes aside I am deadly serious this story that you are reading will leave you thinking and wondering how does this happen or how did they do that! Well nobody knows for sure. This story may seem fake but its a true story keep that in mind, it is from so long ago in fact to the point where people forgot about the point in time from when it happened until now. You may think this is fake, after all, who believes in magic?