How to Train Your Demon

How to Train Your Demon

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A Good Witch, a Demon, and a Human all stand in a summoning circle. Wait, how's this joke go again? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ <WHEN I FREE MYSELF I WILL EXACT TORMENTS UPON YOU THAT YOU WILL HAVE NEVER DREAMED OF. I WILL...WILL...> Demon? You okay buddy? <I AM NOT YOUR "BUDDY"! YOU MORTAL FOOL! I AM....IN TERRIBLE PAIN!> Uh-oh. "What's happening?" "I think he's starting to get adjusted." <WHAT IS THIS PAIN?? WHAT...HOW IS IT EVERYWHERE? WHY?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MORTAL? AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS SHOULDER??> I dunno man. Weird, right? <incoherent screaming> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Updates every Tuesday and Thursday!
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