Sleeping With the Enemy

We've all heard the story of the girl falling in love with the boy next door, or the girl that falls in love with her annoying male roommate. But, is it really realistic if your roommate is a complete dick? Also is that a realistic outcome when you two have literally hated each other's guts since birth? The thought of me falling in love with the Tristan Devlin makes me want to throw up every single one of my organs. Then, I'd rather eat those said thrown up organs and throw them up all over again than fall in love with him. - Sav Ellison

Savannah and I have hated each for as long as we can remember. LITERALLY! Our parents are best friends and they had that fantasy that "Oh because we're best friends, our children will be too." Yeah.. they were batshit crazy to think that. I'll admit Sav and I have put on a tremendous show for them. So good that now our parents have rented us an apartment for college for us to share because we're "such great friends." Now, any other child would be thrilled to be living in their own apartment their freshman year of college. But how could you when your roommate is literally Satan reincarnated. I'd choose the awkward roommate that wants to do science experiments on your body while you're sleeping than the Savannah Ellison any day. - Tristan Devlin