Cat Got Your Tongue
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Last published Wed, Jun 13, 2018
When everything turned out to be a giant practical joke gone too far - the memes, the election, the President himself - no one was surprised that the cats were behind it. Who hasn't been confronted with heir unbending stares and wondered what they were plotting? No, the surprise was that the dogs were in on it too.
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