Mr. President

"What's your first order of business, sir?"
"My what?"
"Your first order of business. It was... unclear by your political campaign where you stood on most issues."
"Right. First question: what is an 'order of business?'"
"..."
"..."
"You're not joking, are you?"
"Why would I be?"
"Dear lord."

When Larry Driscoll's company starts to fail, he takes a drastic measure to get himself into the press and raise public opinion: Running for president. But when he wins he realizes that he has no idea how politics works, and doesn't actually want to be president. So he does insane things to try to get impeached. Only problem: It NEVER works. Because they always miraculously end up being the right thing to do. Will he, his perky assistant Ann, loose business partner Sheryl Harding, and her wife and his political adviser Michella Shaw somehow find a way to maintain their companies and political appearance, even as Larry has no idea what he's doing?

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