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Mr. President

Radioactive_Songbird

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Time 44m

Radioactive_Songbird

comedy feminism humor lgbt lgbtpride politics satire

"What's your first order of business, sir?"
"My what?"
"Your first order of business. It was... unclear by your political campaign where you stood on most issues."
"Right. First question: what is an 'order of business?'"
"..."
"..."
"You're not joking, are you?"
"Why would I be?"
"Dear lord."

When Larry Driscoll's company starts to fail, he takes a drastic measure to get himself into the press and raise public opinion: Running for president. But when he wins he realizes that he has no idea how politics works, and doesn't actually want to be president. So he does insane things to try to get impeached. Only problem: It NEVER works. Because they always miraculously end up being the right thing to do. Will he, his perky assistant Ann, loose business partner Sheryl Harding, and her wife and his political adviser Michella Shaw somehow find a way to maintain their companies and political appearance, even as Larry has no idea what he's doing?

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Blindsided By The Boss

Enemies-to-lovers * Bickering/bantering Boss/employee * Romantic comedy with a HEA He says I'm a hemorrhoid and a massive dark cloud without a silver lining. I consider him a bosshole and heartless prick--because that's what he is and more. I've never met my boss. He works only through emails. I was two months in at my new job, when I had to fly to Florida to bury my grandmother. The night of her funeral, an overly hot man approached me while I was in the middle of trying to meet a deadline, wondering if I'd be interested in having a wild night with him. It had been a couple years since I Iast been with a man. I was pissed at my boss, and he was good looking, so I accepted his offer. Next, I emailed my boss telling him I wasn't making the deadline because I was going to get laid. And I did... lots of it. The next morning he was gone. Months later, I run into my boss--in the dark--on masquerade night at a sex club. Let's just say we had an interesting moment. After that I wanted to kill him more than I already wanted to. Weeks later. I had the shock of my life when we met face to face at my best friends wedding. Callum's a one-and-done type of guy. And I wasn't looking for love either. But our friends had other plans for us. They thought we were the perfect match and did all they could to set us up. Will us two stubborn hotheads see we're meant to be? Credit for cover: https://selfpubbookcovers.com/RLSather