Tacos Are Coolio - My Tortilla And I - I’m a dumb whore - Wattpad

Story cover for Tacos Are Coolio - My Tortilla And I by beanisnotthebest

Tacos Are Coolio - My Tortilla And I

beanisnotthebest

Reads 429
Votes 47
Parts 5
Time 5m

Reads 429
Votes 47
Parts 5
Time 5m

beanisnotthebest

bethany coolio fanfic horsesarecoolio horsesarecooliofanfic humor mytortillaandi pete petethepizza pizza tacos tacosarecoolio tora tort torta tortilla tortillasarecoolio

Bethany goes to a taco restaurant (a restaurant made for tacos) on Taco Tuesday. 

She tries her first taco and her world changes forever. 

Soon she's obsessed with tacos. 

Her friends leave her. 

The only person she has is Tort the Tortilla. 

But there's a huge secret about him, too.All Rights Reserved

bethany coolio fanfic horsesarecoolio horsesarecooliofanfic humor mytortillaandi pete petethepizza pizza tacos tacosarecoolio tora tort torta tortilla tortillasarecoolio

Table of contents

5 parts

Sign up to add Tacos Are Coolio - My Tortilla And I to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

Sons. [Completed] by jedeworks

Sons Of Anarchy Fan Fiction *** Adelade Patterson just moved back to her childhood home after college. She was finally getting away from her abusive ex-boyfriend Evan, but everything had changed at home. She was a good girl, hanging around a biker gang, and she was liking it. She's caught between falling for a new guy, and love for another that never stopped. So who does she choose? *** These characters do not belong to me, however, this is an original story using characters and settings from the mind of Kurt Sutter. *** This story contains mature content. If you are not comfortable with excessive bad language and/or smut, this is not the story for you. *** If you enjoy my story please vote/comment/add the story to your reading list. I accept any, and all feedback. Thanks! Enjoy!

Eddsworld One-Shots ∆x!Going Through Major Editing!x∆ by midnight-fire

YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY Some shitty fanfiction This book isn't being updated anymore and I probably won't be back to edit any stories from now on. Some mature content. Cover by @iswearonmylife Enjoy every one-shot published.

Don't be Salty (A SaltTube fic) by College_Lesbian

The time machine was beyond repair. It was an unfortunate realization on TestTube's end. She could re-build it of course, but she'd need time. Luckily she had it, sort of anyways, this place ran on a "schedule" that consisted of whatever Salt and Pepper felt in the moment. Which resulted in inconsistent spaces between what the girls loosely labeled "contests". For the time being TestTube resigned herself to attempting to blend in, just until her machine was fully rebuilt. She'd gotten better at predicting the condiments habits after being here for a week, and she predicted the next challenge wouldn't be for awhile- Then the challenge bell rang. Or A SaltTube (Salt x TestTube) and Tacobulb (Taco x Lightbulb) fic that takes place in the alternate timeline from episode 12!

My Super Nerdy Boyfriend by RiceLivingston

So there's this nerd named Jake. For some reason our teacher put us together as lab partners. Even though I hated that we were put together, I wanted to take this lab experiment a little bit further. I wanted to change this nerd into someone hot. Little did I know that this Super Nerd would become my Super Nerdy Boyfriend. I mean please, I'm so out of his league. If anything, I'd much rather date Nick. Nick is a total sex god and would only make sense that we would end up together. So when I ask for permission to begin my project and he asks for a favor in return, I was not expecting my heart to feel like a million broken pieces. Oh and by the way my name is Reynolds. Bethany Reynolds.

Make It Rain (Sons of Anarchy) *discontinued* by youngblood2354

She just wanted to leave, to disappear. She didn't want to be in the same place anymore. She loved her father, her brothers, her sister, her family. She loved them all but she felt as if she didn't belong with them. She was always such a trouble maker, though she never got caught. She was best at hiding everything from everyone but once she had graduated from college and got her RN, she knew she had to leave. Her father and family tried hard to get her to be like them. They were happy to find out she'd be an RN, which would mean they'd have some type of medical professional on their team. Once she leaves and completely wipes herself from the world, they try their hardest to find her. She knew they wouldn't be able to find her, since she was a master of hiding. She moved across the country and decided to stay away from them for as long as possible. Sooner or later they'd find her, rather they were happy about her life or not would be a different story... (First ever crossover book between Sons of Anarchy and Dog the Bounty Hunter and his family)

Kidnapped by Slipknot, but are they all bad? by foreveralwaysniklaus

Some of y'all gave me some ideas and inspiration. I hope y'all like it. This has a twist to it, including the fact I'm a Corey girl. Warning some things may not be suitable for the reader. NUMBER ONE! #coreytaylor #tortillaman

My Very Own One-shots Book by SassyKittyBoss

One shots of pairings people don't ship. ⚠This may not be suitable for all readers. It has disturbing and offensive content. If you are sensitive or have a weak stomach don't read. I write most of these stories when I'm half asleep and have no filter. Characters are most likely occ but whatever. *sassy snap*⚠ Credit to all artist whose pictures are used.

Best Friends...? (LaurenZside X DangThat'sALongName) by cardiganross

!! I USE MY DEADNAME IN THIS BOOK AND I AM WORKING ON EDITING IT OUT OF EVERY CHAPTER, PLEASE DO NOT REFER TO ME AS IT MY NAME IS REMY !! !! I AM CURRENTLY WORKING ON EDITING THIS BOOK, I WILL INDICATE WHICH CHAPTERS HAVE BEEN EDITED ONCE I HAVE EDITED THEM !! Lauren and Scott are best friends and have been for a very, very long time. But what happens when a series of unfortunate events unravel and Lauren needs Scott by her side? (Laurenzside x DangThat'sALongName) • Fanfiction • • Romance • (Lauren's husband, Bobby will be in this story, he won't be a good character BUT I have absolutely nothing against him! And Scott will be straight in this story even though he is not in real life BUT I have absolutely nothing against him or anybody else not being straight!)

Vodka or Tacos? by PinkPhoenix101

Dexter has just arrived in the US to visit his new co-workers, The Creatures. Feelings are discovered and lines are crossed! What havoc could ensue in a few short weeks? It all starts with a decision between vodka or tacos!

Some secrets were meant to be shown by Myst-Star

Hello, this a remake of my previous book "some secrets were meant to be shown" I didn't really like where the book was going and I guess my writing skills there were really outdated so here we are. Hopefully you'll like this book, and if you do then please comment thank you very much :) ------ Description ------ Toby has nothing going on with his life, nothing exciting, just a plain cycle that he repeats every day. What doesn't help is only having one friend out of the entire mansion, it seems not everyone can tolerate him (besides clockwork). But it all changes when he decides to help this blue mask guy on a whim, and now it seems he can't shake this guy off. Not like Toby complaining. -- Or join Toby's journey in getting close to Ej as they both travel together side by side ------ Warnings: this is a ticci Toby x eyeless jack fanfic if you don't like this pairing then please leave and find something that suits you more. Thank you

You may also like

Slide 1 of 10

Sons. [Completed] cover

Eddsworld One-Shots ∆x!Going Through Major Editing!x∆ cover

Don't be Salty (A SaltTube fic) cover

My Super Nerdy Boyfriend cover

Make It Rain (Sons of Anarchy) *discontinued* cover

Kidnapped by Slipknot, but are they all bad? cover

My Very Own One-shots Book cover

Best Friends...? (LaurenZside X DangThat'sALongName) cover

Vodka or Tacos? cover

Some secrets were meant to be shown cover

Sons. [Completed]

Sons Of Anarchy Fan Fiction * Adelade Patterson just moved back to her childhood home after college. She was finally getting away from her abusive ex-boyfriend Evan, but everything had changed at home. She was a good girl, hanging around a biker gang, and she was liking it. She's caught between falling for a new guy, and love for another that never stopped. So who does she choose? * These characters do not belong to me, however, this is an original story using characters and settings from the mind of Kurt Sutter. * This story contains mature content. If you are not comfortable with excessive bad language and/or smut, this is not the story for you. * If you enjoy my story please vote/comment/add the story to your reading list. I accept any, and all feedback. Thanks! Enjoy!