Get Your Sass Off The Couch(ON HOLD)
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Last published Thu, May 1, 2014
How to walk away confidently once you fall down?
How not to procrastinate? (I am an expert on Procrastination. Ask my parents)
How to face your arch nemesis?
How to get out of a sticky situation?
These are just some of the questions which will be answered in this sassy yet helpful guide. This book will steer you in the right path and help you become more awesome as I believe you are all are ALREADY awesome! I will be using my years of experience and try my best to give the best advice.
Along with this, I will be calling out all the annoying people/situations out there and generalizing them.
BONUS: I will be giving out tips on how to avoid/deal with them!
WARNING: THIS BOOK MAY ALTER YOUR LIFE.
Proceed with caution...
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