1. This is a sentence.
2. This is also a sentence, although it is a bit more complex.
3. This is a sentence too, but it is different from no. 2.
4. She said that numbers 2 and 3 were different, which I don't get because they both contain two clauses.
Hello and welcome! This is little book is a guide to writing English like a professional. And by English, I mean ENGLISH, not one of those many books that tell you how to write a book and gain more likes and follows and all of that. This is purely about the language. What you use it for, be it stories, newspaper articles or tentacle porn, I don't care. This is just about English, grammar, punctuation and all that boring shit. And how to learn to write a wide variety of sentences.
This book is mostly stuff I learn at university. Summarizing and writing it down helps me memorize it for my exams, so here you go. Free college-knowledge up for the grabs!
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