Mikey
TyBy4763
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  • Reads 44
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  • Parts 2
  • Time <5 mins
TyBy4763
Ongoing, First published Apr 20, 2014
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Interviewer-Hi hello... Mikey is it?
Mikey-Yes Mikey.
Interviewer-Oh good, should we start the questions then?
Mikey-Yeah sure, go ahead: ask anything... within reason.
Interviewer-Um... alright, are you gonna ask what my name is by any chance?
Mikey-I wasn't planning on, does it matter! NO! We're supposed to be talking about me not YOU!
Interviewer-Um...ah...-
Mikey-Quit it with the Um's and ah's! No! You know what?! Hali get the Bazooka for you father! NOW!
Hali-Sure thing Pa
Interviewer-Wait no! Stop! Please Stop!
Mikey-Hali, just kill him! The dungeon is full of moronic "Heroes" which were trying to save their "Hero" friends! Bloody IDIOTS!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hali-Dammit! Now I have to clean up all the blood!
Mikey-*cough* that's what she said *cough*
Hali-Come on!? Do people even make those jokes anymore?!
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