It Can't Get Any Worse
ImInLoveWithMyCar
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  • Reads 6,069
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  • Parts 17
  • Time 1h 28m
ImInLoveWithMyCar
Complete, First published Jun 15, 2018
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One's an arrogant, pompous bastard, the other's a good-for-nothing, hopeless pervert. 
Both are unemployed and spend their pointless days trying to pull birds or blokes and pot in some cash, with a scrapes along the way.

No matter how hard life may be, you can't quite beat these two.

(REPUBLISHED ON 03/06/20)
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Save Me

30 parts Complete

After Freddie's unsuccessful suicide attempt his life is falling apart and nothing seems to be going right. He gets in an unhealthy relationship and he is absolutely crushed. Until John saves him. --- The story has a lot of parts but it's not that long, I aim for 300 words per part so that's why there are so many. Warning: There could be some depressing things, alcohol, and drugs in this fanfic. If you struggle with reading that I wouldn't recommend reading this fanfic. Also, I'm not English so if there are any grammar or spelling mistakes don't be afraid to comment cuz that would help me a lot. Btw I know the song save me was written by Brian but idc :)

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