It Can't Get Any Worse
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One's an arrogant, pompous bastard, the other's a good-for-nothing, hopeless pervert.
Both are unemployed and spend their pointless days trying to pull birds or blokes and pot in some cash, with a scrapes along the way.
No matter how hard life may be, you can't quite beat these two.
(REPUBLISHED ON 03/06/20)
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