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It Can't Get Any Worse

ImInLoveWithMyCar

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Parts 17
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Reads 6,069
Votes 271
Parts 17
Time 1h 28m

ImInLoveWithMyCar

classicrock deacury fanfiction freddiemercury frian froger johndeacon maylor queen rogertaylor wattpride

One's an arrogant, pompous bastard, the other's a good-for-nothing, hopeless pervert. 
Both are unemployed and spend their pointless days trying to pull birds or blokes and pot in some cash, with a scrapes along the way.

No matter how hard life may be, you can't quite beat these two.

(REPUBLISHED ON 03/06/20)All Rights Reserved

classicrock deacury fanfiction freddiemercury frian froger johndeacon maylor queen rogertaylor wattpride

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The Devil's Angel by NicGreen214

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Queen Chatrooms by IStAn_Queen

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Don't You Hear My Call? by deacury

"I'm not enough for you!" "You'll always be enough for me Roger" "We both want this so why can't it work?" "I don't know Deaks" It's all in their heads. Brian and Roger are perfect together, but it doesn't always feel that way. John and Freddie are desperately trying to capture their love together as they face many hardships along the way. Roger also faces some personal expression problems, until he finds a way so shine *** I know the beginning is a little short and weird but trust me it gets MUCH better and juicier as you go along!!! *** *language and smut *might be a little bit of a deacury as well This is a Maylor fanfic (and deacury as well), pretty graphic, takes place in the early 70s.

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The Devil's Angel

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