Just a Dumb Blonde (MxM)
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  • Reads 14,401
  • Votes 226
  • Parts 18
  • Time 1h 9m
Ongoing, First published Jun 16, 2018
I have lived far longer than most humans do these days, at least a few centuries.

Bimbo Blondies are a favourite amongst vamps. 

That's what they like to call dumb sluts like me. The slaves that were too stupid to know better. The little lambs who walked helplessly into the lions lair. 

Am I just a dumb blonde? Or was it Michael that drew me in?

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