Wait What? (Usuk and RusAme)

This is an old, outdated crack fanfiction. I absolutely loathe Hetalia because of this fanfic, and because of all the people who STILL comment on it. I don't care about America, England, Russia or any other character. Ships? I don't care.

I only keep this up because of nostalgia or some shit, but please let Hetalia DIE