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I Could Have Thought of a Better Title Than That...

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crazy quirky surreal

This is just me letting out my inner crazy. If you're up for a little random, well read on my friend, read on. I like you. Nice hat. ..................................................................................................................................The first thing to establish is that this story is not about Mark. No-sir-ee. It's about Charlie. Charlie is cool. He has tomato juice and a green triangle and great ears. Really great ears. I mean, damn. So Charlie's walking along one day when he hears a scream. What on earth could it be? No really. Screaming? I mean what the heck is up with that. So what with the blood-curdling and the mystery-hot-on-his-heels and yadayada, Charlie sets out on an enchanting quest that will lead him towards peril and adventure and potential lost socks. By the way, sorry about the narrator. He's cheap, but he can be a real asshole sometimes. Do forgive if he says anything weird. It isn't his fault that he was born with a disagreeable temperament. ...................................................................................................................................Incidentally, if you do happen to think of a better title than that, then please, do share. I honestly couldn't think of one.(CC) Attribution-NoDerivs

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Madilyn is a nerd because she gets good grades and because she's socially awkward and in East blue high social status is everything, unfortunately for Madilyn or lyn as people call her she is at the bottom of the food chain or social chain yeah 'whatever you catch my drift'. Then we have Zack Rainford, one of those people who thinks he's better than others because he's the best at what he does which is play football, well he is technically the king of the school, coz girls worship him, teachers praise him, dudes wanna be him and well Maddy (as he calls her) just wants to get away from him. He has been her number one enemy from kindergarten. But what if all is not as it seems when it comes to Zack? what happens when an incident leaves Lyn in tears and make a dangerous wish That Zack knew what it was like to walk in her shoes...? Of course she didn't mean it literally but the wish went wrong and Zack Rainford, yes the hottest and most popular jock of East blue high wakes up in a chicks body. ________________________________ "Ahhhhhhhh what the fuck.."I shriek and spring into a sitting position, while touching my chest or whoever's chest this is just to make sure I'm seeing right coz I sure as hell didn't have boobs when going to bed last night 'im Zack Rainford for fuck sake ', i so badly wanna check if I still have my dick but I'm afraid of what I'll find under this unicorn PJ pants. I'm not even in my own room. 'k Zack this is all some fucked up dream' I reassured myself . 'or you got kidnapped by a psycho scientist who did experiments on your body for breaking his daughters heart' my paranoid conscious exclaims. I bring my red painted nail hand up and slap myself hard across the face. "Ahhh Fuck I didn't think that through..it definitely go leave a mark" I turn to look at the mirror opposite the bed and almost fell off the bed at the amount of shock I'm in at the sight of whose body this is. 'dear lord help me' _______________________

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WALKING IN MY SHOES

Madilyn is a nerd because she gets good grades and because she's socially awkward and in East blue high social status is everything, unfortunately for Madilyn or lyn as people call her she is at the bottom of the food chain or social chain yeah 'whatever you catch my drift'. Then we have Zack Rainford, one of those people who thinks he's better than others because he's the best at what he does which is play football, well he is technically the king of the school, coz girls worship him, teachers praise him, dudes wanna be him and well Maddy (as he calls her) just wants to get away from him. He has been her number one enemy from kindergarten. But what if all is not as it seems when it comes to Zack? what happens when an incident leaves Lyn in tears and make a dangerous wish That Zack knew what it was like to walk in her shoes...? Of course she didn't mean it literally but the wish went wrong and Zack Rainford, yes the hottest and most popular jock of East blue high wakes up in a chicks body. __________ "Ahhhhhhhh what the fuck.."I shriek and spring into a sitting position, while touching my chest or whoever's chest this is just to make sure I'm seeing right coz I sure as hell didn't have boobs when going to bed last night 'im Zack Rainford for fuck sake ', i so badly wanna check if I still have my dick but I'm afraid of what I'll find under this unicorn PJ pants. I'm not even in my own room. 'k Zack this is all some fucked up dream' I reassured myself . 'or you got kidnapped by a psycho scientist who did experiments on your body for breaking his daughters heart' my paranoid conscious exclaims. I bring my red painted nail hand up and slap myself hard across the face. "Ahhh Fuck I didn't think that through..it definitely go leave a mark" I turn to look at the mirror opposite the bed and almost fell off the bed at the amount of shock I'm in at the sight of whose body this is. 'dear lord help me' _