I Could Have Thought of a Better Title Than That...

This is just me letting out my inner crazy. If you're up for a little random, well read on my friend, read on. I like you. Nice hat. ..................................................................................................................................The first thing to establish is that this story is not about Mark. No-sir-ee. It's about Charlie. Charlie is cool. He has tomato juice and a green triangle and great ears. Really great ears. I mean, damn. So Charlie's walking along one day when he hears a scream. What on earth could it be? No really. Screaming? I mean what the heck is up with that. So what with the blood-curdling and the mystery-hot-on-his-heels and yadayada, Charlie sets out on an enchanting quest that will lead him towards peril and adventure and potential lost socks. By the way, sorry about the narrator. He's cheap, but he can be a real asshole sometimes. Do forgive if he says anything weird. It isn't his fault that he was born with a disagreeable temperament. ...................................................................................................................................Incidentally, if you do happen to think of a better title than that, then please, do share. I honestly couldn't think of one.