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Hi,  I'm James and if you're reading this I'm not dead,sorry.  I'm just in an awkward stage or should I say phase.  errr so... life was so good when I wasn't In university, I didn't read... I didn't have a love life, no nothing just me being lazy but still passing.  isn't that great?  I had self confidence, I feared nothing.. no matter what exam I had in school I always f**king aced it....granted, I was at a shitty private school and I wasn't learning anything.  I just wasn't as stupid as the rest of them(yaaaaaaay..i hate my life). 

 Approximately two and a half years ago, the truth hit me.  I wrote my first college exam and I really flunked.  it wasn't entirely my fault though, let's just say the school was super retarded... when I mean retarded I mean, teach a+b and then ask u how the letter a was derived-retarded.  if you're reading this and you're already feeling bad for me, well don't.  why should you?  it's my shitty life.... you have the luxury of reading this and going "oh my God...what kind of the sad life is this, I don't want to ever experience this".  now I know I'm trying to sound like I'm retarded but I am not I'm just a very confused person with low esteem issues, there's a lot of us here in the world.  this is my story, I hope it helps you and stuff because if it doesn't there'd be no point to this would there?... see you on the other side.All Rights Reserved

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Hi! My name is Philip Ackerman, and I'm 20 years old. Luke Stanford Academy medical student. I'm a serious guy with a lot of challenging roles in life. My school always put me under pressure in order for them to have unreachable background achievements. I know it's difficult for a normal person to think, but this is me, and it's okay. I have a supportive family and devoted friends who have always seen potential in me. And through that I was inspired to keep moving forward even when life was playing me. Yes, I am the so called campus prince, but I have had no exes since birth. A bunch of mixed genders confessed to me as well, but they are not my type. Except for that person who confessed 5 years ago. Even though I don't like him, he keeps messing with my head. He was my Junior High School batchmate. I've always seen him as one of the academy's basketball player, and no joke, he's really good. A lot of girls admire him as well. And one day, which is my birthday. He entered our classroom unexpectedly and asked if we could talk for a moment and that was the start of my curse day. I didn't do anything wrong to him, so why does he keep appearing in my dreams? Urgh, stop it. I keep telling myself to forget that guy. But, maybe there's a reason of that happenings?