Shoulders

What is sexier than shoulders? Nothing. Proof is staring us in the face. I mean who hasn't heard of the hits, "Baby Got Shoulders" and "Ms.New Shoulder". We can't over look how the sexiest fashion show to ever exist has not once covered up any shoulders. (That is of course the Victoria Secrete Fashion Show). Plus, a sountherism for bra is over the SHOULDER boulder holder. What could be more functional and sexy? If all of that doesn't convince you that shoulders are the most sexy part of the body, then I present you with the most compelling piece of evidence; in schools girls are prohibited to wear any clothing that exposes their shoulders.

To be fair, there is a good reason as to why schools have a dress code. It is to train children to dress professionally and it's obvious. If you scan a cafeteria, all the boys are wearing suits and ties.

What a relief this story isn't about society and it's effects. That would be boring. No! This story is about shoulders. More specifically a pair of shoulders that belong to Lilah.