Me vs Myself against... God himself?!

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*well... ich habe absolut keine Ahnung, wie man diese Geschichte beschreiben kann...*

"Du bist die Person, die sie geschrieben hat!!! Wenn nicht mal du weißt, wie du sie beschreiben sollst, lässt das nicht darauf zurück schließen, wie schlecht die Geschichte doch eigentlich nicht...?"

*Ssshhhhh, du verjagst mir hier ja grade die Leser!!! Ehehehe, ignoriert ihn einfach, er hat einfach nur keine Ahnung von allem, da er DUMM ist. Und ya, ich kann sagen, dass er DUMM ist, da ich ihn DUMM erschaffen habe. Dumm*

"... du musst das Wort jetzt auch nicht so hart und oft betonen"

*Ach, sagt her, huh? DUMM, DUMM, DUMM, DUMM, DU BIST DUUUUMMMMM, MIMIMIMIMI!!!!*

"... ... ... ich glaube, wenn das so weiter geht, werden alle denken, dass du 12, oder Jünger bist..."

*Pffff, mir doch egal!!! Ich habe halt nur absolut keine Ahnung, was ich hier schreiben soll, okay?! Außerdem kann man meine Geschichte nicht in WORTE Fassen!...*

"... weil sie so schlecht ist?"

*... okay, warte kurz, ich mute dich kuurrzzz... so, besser! Jetzt kann ich hier einen schönen Monolog führen, ohne, dass jemand rein spricht... lalalala, dumm dumm dummmmm, tralalalala... la... la... ... ... Grrrr, es bringt echt keinen Spaß jemanden zu beleidigen, wenn nicht jemand genervt zurück antwortet. Hm, sei's drum...
Auf jeden fall: wenn du schon so weit gelesen hast, dann wirst du wahrscheinlich auch die Geschichte mögen... also... rein gucken schadet nicht... also... dir zumindest nicht... vielleicht schadet es ya meinem Fiktionalem mir, was ich gemutet habe... wer weiß... auf jeden fall: Viel spaß beim Lesen! ^^All Rights Reserved

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