Feel my Wrath and Extreme Self-Doubt

Dakota and Milo aren't your normal high schoolers. Sure, they like normal stuff like 'Heathers' and Dairy Queen, but they also like cigarettes and making both fish and people go belly up.
With the beginning of Freshman year, they discover their school has their own clique of preppy Heathers wannabes, as well as a string of tricky "suicides", caused by yours truly. But one little football player gets a bit suspicious of Dakota and Milo. What chaos will ensue?

**WARNING**
This is heavily inspired by the movie and musical 'Heathers'. If you're sensitive to images of death or shooting, please, click away. (i.e. poisonous food/drink, shooting, self harm[not too much, but still])

There are quite a few references to songs/movies/restaurant chains/etc. All rights go to the owners. I do not own any of it.