Were-Chair: A Sentient, Werewolf Chair

"I am a chair. The very fact that I'm aware of that means that I'm no ordinary chair, at least not anymore."

We're all familiar with tales of werewolves--that when a man is bitten by one, they turn into a werewolf on the night of the full moon. But what would happen if a chair was bitten by a werewolf?

On the night of the full moon, a glint of moonlight shined on one of the legs of the bitten chair. Then suddenly, it grew fur all around and it bore sharp teeth. Then, it thought its first words.