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Shit Goes Down at Hogwarts

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Legend has it that a naive first year once said, "Hogwarts shouldn't be about bullies and barely escaping death; it should be about learning magic and having fun." 
I call bullshit on that.All Rights Reserved

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Restricted | Draco Malfoy by malfoysho

DRACO LOVE STORY. Smut, strong language, some mature content! Juliet has had everything in her life handed to her from the start. Gorgeous. Talented. Smart. Slytherin. Pureblood. How could she need anything else? The only thing she longs for? Her parent's approval. Things start to take a dark turn during her 4th year with the return of the Dark Lord, and no one seems to understand her. Teenage years are confusing enough. Alcohol, drugs, sex, school, peer pressure. There's only one relationship she wants, and no matter how hard she tries it will always be restricted. Years 4-7 THIS BOOK IS COMPLETE/ IN THE MIDDLE OF EDITING. 15+. HIGHEST RANKINGS🥰: #1 in Deatheaters #1 in Dracoxreader #1 in Malfoy #1 in Slytherin #1 in DarkMark #1 in DracoFanfic #1 in MalfoyFamily #1 in GobletOfFire #1 in Voldemort #1 in BlaiseZabini #1 in Writing #2 in HalfBloodPrince #2 in Dracolovestory #2 in DeathlyHallows #3 in Goldentrio #3 in Hogwarts #4 in MalfoyFamily Some characters and plot developments do belong to J.K. Rowling. Some plot developments might not occur in exact order to better go along with the story.

𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐘 by mariam0z

The Castle Where Great Knowledge Is Found. This is where you know, the loyal one Can be Unloyal. also the brave can be the most coward, while the witty one can be perfected in lying, and the cunning can only be seeking revenge . The story revolves around A girl who was forced to live by the rules of everyone around her, certainly this makes her manipulate them into playing by her own rules. I don't own the Wizarding world or the characters in it , it belongs to J. K. Rowling .

Spirals || Mattheo Riddle by mrxshxx

"I was reaching for stars that didn't exist, caught up in the fantasies born of willful hope. I threw myself in the path of fate because I wanted to be swept away." ... We do stupid, stupid things in the name of those we love. We dedicate ourselves to false promises and we hope that in the end, it all turns out alright. I was never the kind of person who jumped into things without thinking about the consequences. I never dreamed of what could come from some silly mistakes. Two new students come for their 6th year at Hogwarts. Neither of them particularly want to be there. What havoc could a witch and a dark wizard bring to the year? As they both become frustratingly curious about each other, things fall in place that might never have occurred if they had just never met. ... So I started this book because I was bored, and now it's kind of my life accomplishment weirdly enough. It's not perfect and definitely not what it started out as but this fic has parts of my heart and soul in it and I'm proud of how far it's come. Contains toxic but also lovable Mattheo Riddle and an emotionally relatable mc. !!!Finished updating but still doing some editing!!! *WARNING* Contains violence, sexual content, swearing, mentions of abuse, death and possibly more. *I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters, Mattheo Riddle belongs to @yasmineamara, I only own my own characters. Happy reading

Falling for the Enemy by fictional_sluts

"Look me in the eyes and tell me that you want nothing to do with me anymore and that you want me to leave you alone and I will." I could tell this wasn't one of her dorky little jokes. She wad for real. Sophia Riddle or should we say Johnson, went to Hogwarts her 4th year only to get isolated because her ultra rare powers alongside with her brother. 5th year they came back and only Merlin knew what was in store for them when they came back.

My perspective by CybelleVega

"Slytherin's are evil, the whole lot of them." A story in witch one girl gives everyone a new set of eyes.

Amelia Merlin by charlotte_clark7245

"Who was she?" "She was the most incredible girl I ever knew." "Did you love her?" "Of course I did, but that's not the best part of the story." "What is the best part?" "Let me tell you," ------------------- ABOUT THE BOOK Amelia Merlin is an exceptionally powerful witch, descended from the original Merlins and a long line of Druids. In her first year at Hogwarts she soon discovers her abilities are way out of control. Amelia goes to great lengths to keep her friends safe from herself. But the consequences are more severe than she can imagine. Loyalties will be tested, friendships will fall and through everything, we learn who we can truly trust. Amelia goes through life as a normal young witch starting at Hogwarts. But as time goes on she realizes just how abnormal she truly is. Will she be able to defeat her betrayers? The ones who would see her dead? Or will she meet the same fate as many before her? -------------- REVIEWS FROM PEOPLE WHO HAVE READ THIS STORY "This book is terrifying and amazing and I literally love it!" "...this story is very unique. There's been no mistake in my part for clicking the "read" button!" "Wow! The story plot is really good. It's really interesting-love it! Update pleeeease!" "I LOVE your book! It's amazing and I want to keep reading more...Amelia is one of the most perfectly formed characters I've ever read!" "This book just doesn't lose it's magic!" ------------------ Dislaimer!!!!!!!! Lots of the things in here are copied from the books, like the sorting hat song, and Dumbledore's speeches etc. Just to say, I don't own any of that, or the idea of Hogwarts. That all belongs to the one and only J K Rowling. But this is a work of fanfic so I feel like some copied stuff is to be expected.

The Dark One (Harry Potter Fanfic) ||Complete|| by hiling99

Nobody knew who she was, not even her. A mysterious girl returns to the wizarding community of Britain, only to bring chaos with her. -- Set in Harry's first year at Hogwarts. No pairings, they're in first year for Merlin's sake! --

Supernova by TashaAmy1803

Just because you're different, doesn't mean anything is wrong with you. In fact chances are, everything is right with you and wrong with everyone else. That's the case with me. I went against everything my family stands for and instead of being a Slytherin, I'm a Gryffindoor who is friends with the boy who lived, a smart muggleborn witch and a Weasley. Now going into my third and then fourth year the past two years begin to seem like a cake walk compared to what happens

NOIR - [Fred Weasley] by the_slytherin_witch

"Nothing was ever given to me. I've had to fight my way to survive. I was thrown to the wolves, yet I came back leading the pack. I'm as smart as the devil and twice as pretty. You think you can break me? You can take everything away from me and I'll still fight to survive. Because there's a fire within me that will never rest. It shall never dim no matter what you do. Because I learned how to light my own fire, how to be my own queen." [Extended Summary Inside] [Story is rated mature for violence, sexual references and foul language] (it ain't that crazy though)

Hopessly Intoxicated // Tom and Mattheo Riddle by xAliynex

As an Scamander, everyone expects from me to be just like my family, honest, humble, nice, kind, loving and caring, but when I got to hogwarts and instead of being placed in Hufflepuff as I should be, I was placed in slytherin and everything went down...for the Scamander legacy. __ WARNINGS: MESSY PLOT, mature content like abuse, descriptive sex, use of drugs, alcohol, mature language, BDSM, role play, Knife kink, etc. All kind of mature content that you can even imagine. Also this is a SLOW BURN and ENEMIES TO LOVERS +21 story and most importantly, a REVERSE HAREM, meaning our main character WON'T HAVE TO CHOOSE, it can be considered a dark romance book.

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