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Back Up Guy

Leituras 28
Votos 6
Capítulos 1
Tempo <5 mins

Leituras 28
Votos 6
Capítulos 1
Tempo <5 mins

chiklit cinta humor lizzy polwan

Absurd conversation between Lizzy and Keith
" Pak, saya ini masih umur Dua lima, masih muda. Bapak yang saya heran. Udah umur Tiga lima masih aja betah menjomlo. Bapak itu benar-benar konsisten ya."
" Saya itu sulit melupakan seseorang yang pernah berarti dalam hidup saya"
" Trus kenapa gak dikejar sih pak"
"Gimana mau ngejar, orangnya juga udah sama yang lain"
" Trus Bapak yakin  mau sendiri seumur hidup. Kata orang ya, seseorang itu saat tua nanti hal yang paling ditakutinya ya gak punya teman pak"
" lha, kan ada kamu"
" Loh kok saya?"
" Ya kalau nanti gak ada yang mau nikah sama kamu, saya mau kok jadi suami kamu"
" Kenapa pak?"
" Saya gak mau kamu sedih gak punya teman nanti pas tua"
" Hahaha oke lah pak, saya jadi tenang sekarang. Seenggak-enggaknya, kalau hubungan percintaan saya gagal, saya punya bapak."
" Iya, jadi kamu jangan khawatir untuk patah hati, ada saya"Todos os Direitos Reservados

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Prologue, de null

My Arrogant Boss, de amena_niti

" if i could trade both my kidneys to replace that monster with someone nice, i would gladly do so" jisoo screams "monster? well he is not that bad of a person.. plus he is sooooo freaking handsome *heart eyes*" rose replies " handsome? let me puke" jisoo jokes "pssssttt. sssshhhh" rose tries to say in a quiet voice "what ssshhh? have you seen his face? he looks like Thanos." jisoo continues as she tries to not laugh at her marvels reference "if i was iron man, i would've snapped the shiit out of him. one snap and puffff, Most eligible bachelor Miss Kim Taehyung gone.... ahh world peace" jisoo says as she turns around and freezes There he was. standing motionless, looking at jisoo with his usual cold gaze. jisoo knew she was lying when she said that he is not handsome. infact he is the most handsome person she has ever seen but always refused to accept "YOU" Taehyung points at jisoo "IN MY OFFICE" jisoo knew she messed up

Gay Sugar Daddy, de hotTraunasaurus

"I'm gay." My eyes grow so big as I stop breathing, but two seconds later I'm bursting with laughter. "Okay funny," I finally tone down my laugh as I bring myself to look at him again. But he is still staring at me like he had been when he told me that joke. "Wait," uhh, "Really?" He nods, "Really." "You like... guys?" "I fuck guys." Oh wow, you really can't have it all can you. When he checks all the boxes, suddenly there's this big box he doesn't. The most important box, the top on the list. "You're gay or bi?" Because there's a big difference between those two. "I'm gay." "You never fuck a woman?" "I've never fucked a woman." "Then why the hell would you want me to be your sugar baby? To watch you fuck another man's butthole?" He smirks despite my little mockery. "Oh now it's funny?" "It is," he is still smirking, "But no. It's the opposite of what I wanna do." I bring my arms across my chest as I reply in my all-business tone, "Enlighten me." *** 22 year old Estelle is one of the best sugar babies the agency has ever had. She has the whole package, no dick ever gone soft seeing how perfect she is, both her body and personality. But can she sway Owen into the heterosexual group? After being in that homo-pool all this while?

Professor)) :, de hinnee_000

Kay : Hey Newwiee Let's go.Class will be start in 5 minuits. New : ohho kay It's ok na I always bunked classes what's new huh? kay : I know but today a new professor is coming. I heard that he is so rude and angry all time plz bro let's go with me. New : I don't afraid anyone ok even every professor are afraid of me. kay : Let's go. I don't want to hear anything and you are flirting wth girls what's so important ! (pov : Then kay hold new and get into the class) New : Let's see how angry and rude is your professor. kay : yes ( he rolled his eyes on new) pov : After 5 minuits Professor come in the class and everyone stand up. Students : Good morning Professor. (pov : but newwiee is trying to talk with girls he didn't see that professor is staring at him) kay : Ai New professor is looking at you. New : So what ? (kay in his mind : Oh my god. Maybe today new will die) Professor Tawan : stand up you (looking at new) New : Yes? Are you calling me? Professor : Yes. Is anyone mannerless like you in here? New stand up and said : hey you. How dare you to calling me mannerless? You know Who I am? Professor Tawan: I Don't know. (pov : everyone start to laugh) Professor Tawan : Shut up everybody. And you go outside right now. New : Who are you to say that to me? Professor Tawan : I am your professor. Now get lost. Goo. (New in his mind : This fucking Professor. I will see you. You don't know me)

Take Over, de LolaOnTheInterweb

"S-Stay, p-please," Keith mumbled, hiding his face in his pillow. Lance nodded climbing beside the small boy. Keith turned to face him, his face flushed as he looked at Lance, "T-Thanks." "For what?" Lance whispered, his breath close enough for Keith to touch. "B-Being by my side," Keith moved closer to Lance, closing the small distance between them, "I-I thought y-you'd all hate me." "Why would you think that?" "Ha," Keith let out a bitter laugh, "I'm half Galra. I share half of my DNA with a race who has killed countless civilizations, not to mention they kidnapped Shiro and Katie's family, and they-" "Exactly, "they". You didn't help them do any of that, right?" Lance touched Keith's forehead with his own, drinking in the feel of his soft skin. "N-No but-" "No "buts", you didn't choose to be born part Galra, and you have more than proved you're a paladin." "Allura and Coran hate me," Keith mumbled, trying to find some way to prove that they did indeed hate him. "No they don't, just give them some time to adjust," Keith turned around, pulling Lance's arm around him, "They have to get used to you. None of us hate you, not the smallest bit." Lance waited for Keith to argue but the boy had already fallen asleep. Lance hugged the boy tighter as he copied his steady breaths. "I could never hate you." ------------------------------------------------- Keith gets kidnapped during a simple mission of the paladins. He's tortured and abused for three days, leaving him a damaged mess. The paladins finally find him and bring him home, but Keith is acting strange, stranger than usual. I obviously don't own Voltron. If you thought that, you're not all there when it comes to brains, thanks for the laugh though. Just got #1 in galra - 11/2/18 Thank you, you wonderful people!

BETA MINE (mxm || lgbtq), de notbackingdown

"A mate will love you and only you. No other can compare to you and he or she will treasure you above all and everything in the world," mommy says to me as she kissed my forehead. I sighed dreamily. I can't wait till I find my mate. He'll be perfect and handsome and funny and smart and brave and beautiful and he'll love me... only ever me... and... and... Present This hurts so much. Seeing and hearing and knowing my mate, the one who's supposed to love me above all, me, only me is in love with somebody else. I'd hate him if I could. I'd reject him if I could... I wish I could. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Important My books are written explicitly for a MATURE AUDIENCE 18 YEARS AND OLDER. There will be some instances/scenes/suggestions of sexual acts, crude language, MPREG and will portray gay relationships between males. If you do not enjoy stories of this nature please leave now. I will not condone/defend/accept any sort of attacks on my stories, my characters or myself. It is well within your right to choose what type of entertainment you prefer but I will not be blamed for your curiosity. Read at your own risk. ******************************************************

Mischievous love, de Ikaa_writes

#2 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖘 𝖇𝖔𝖔𝖐 𝙆𝙝𝙪𝙙 𝙠𝙤 𝙠𝙮𝙖 𝙨𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙟𝙝𝙩𝙞 𝙝 , 𝙞𝙩𝙣𝙖 𝙖𝙠𝙖𝙙𝙩𝙞 𝙝 𝘾𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙚 𝙢 𝙣𝙖𝙮𝙞 𝙣𝙖𝙮𝙞 𝙖𝙖𝙮𝙞 𝙚𝙠 𝙡𝙖𝙙𝙠𝙞 𝙝 ........ He is smart. She is intelligent. He loves to scare people. She is the boldest. He tries to insult her. She knows how to talk back. "Aur yeh kaun si nayi drama queen hai?" "The girl you just spilled coffee all over."He blinked, finally noticing the giant coffee stain on her white kurti. Oops. He bit back a laugh. "Arre yaar, it's just coffee. Relax. I'm sure you've got a washing machine at home. "Haan, aur mere paas tumhe tapakane se rokne ka patience bhi hai. She said . "Careful, fresher. Tumhe shayad pata nahi main kaun hoon."He Warned her. She crossed her arms, her lips curling into a smirk. ******************* "Move." "Excuse me? Did you just-" "I said, *move*." "Oh, I'm sorry, *your highness*, but last I checked, yeh footpath tumhare naam pe nahi hai." "Footpath? Yeh mera shortcut hai. And you're standing right in the way." "Shortcut? Tumhare ego ka bhi shortcut hai kya, jo har baat pe itna inflated hai?" "Wow, full attitude, huh? Freshers aaj kal kaafi daring ho gaye hain." "Attitude nahi, confidence. Tumhare jaise logon ko samajh aane mein thoda waqt lagta hai." "Haan? Aur tumhe samajhne mein kitna time lagega ki main yahan ka-" "*King*? Oh please, get in line. Tumhare jaise 'kings' ko main roz handle karti hoon." "Handle? Tum mereko *handle* karogi?" "Haan, ek baar tu hatega, toh dekh lena kaise karte hain. But for now, you're blocking my way." "You really think you can just-" "I don't think. I *know*. Ab side ho, ya tumhari ego ke saath main tumhe bhi utha ke hata doon?" ".......Are you serious?" "Dead serious " "Tumhari akal agar thikane nhi lagayi na toh mera naam bhi................nhi 🔥

One more time (jikook), de storiesbymiaya

One thing is for certain is that Jungkook hates Jimin. But that fact will not stop Jimin from loving his maknae, but what would he do when cancer takes him by surprise, more importantly, what would Jungkook do? "What does he mean by 'I hate you Jimin!' ? Taehyung?" Jimin picked at Taehyung's hair, he grabbed Jimin's small hands and placed them on his knees. "What else could it mean dumby? He doesn't like you, of course." He said, ru"ling his own hair back in place. "To me he sounded like he was seduced by my beauty." Jimin brushed his hair back and winked. Taehyung rolled his eyes so much to the point that it hurts. "You know..." Taehyung began but stopped, realizing that its impossible to convince Jimin that Jungkook loathed him. "Ugh...whatever." Jimin giggled. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------- This comedic and romantic story will (hopfully) keep you at the edge of your seat!

YES OR NO ft. YzaCole , de Gatasowshie

~YES OR NO~ This is inspired by Thai movie. I made the version from the movie I fell in love with but with some changes just to have a different plot with what the original have of course. It is also challenging for making this A STORY TO READ AND NOT ONLY TO BE WATCHED. I don't have their mind to tell me what to do and I'm not friend with their writers so please let's just enjoy the flow. Hihihihihi I humbly giving their rights for this. Let's make our self kilig out of this story 🥰 You ready? Are you ready? coz I AM READY! lezgoooow!!! 🌼🌼🌼 ~gatasowshie Language: Tagalog and English Started: Feb. 2022 Ended: March 2022

// Colours. , de Nisyarudin

"Taira. Taira, listen to me. You can't just took something that isn't yours, especially from nature. Especially not while an unknown girl is watching you." "...Why not?" "Taira, there's only one explanation for your sudden color blindness: you're cursed big time." - "Hey, you're not allowed here." A voice said. She did not reply. "Miss, this is a guy's dorm, what are you doing here," said another voice. - " He has got eyes the colour of honey. These eyes, they glare a lot. It shone a glorious brown and look like caramel coated with honey under the sun rays. When these eyes are directed at you, you just can't look away. In crowds, these eyes roll a lot. I don't think he likes crowds very much. " - " It has always been about your voice. One I cannot describe. It have just this nice undertone and slight shiver in it, that make me love hearing your voice. Over and over and over again. I will not get tired of your voice. That shiver in your voice is my symphony, calming me and claiming my attention. That voice that which churns my stomach just listening to your voice calling my name. " - "Why thank you, I can't help but notice this is some sort of compliment, albeit not nearly clear as any other compliment." She acknowledged. "Don't flatter yourself too much. That is merely a fact and a statement." He said, platonically. . . . . // A series of short stories that may or may not be associated with colours. // Unrelated short stories in every title.

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// Colours. cover