Back Up Guy
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Absurd conversation between Lizzy and Keith
" Pak, saya ini masih umur Dua lima, masih muda. Bapak yang saya heran. Udah umur Tiga lima masih aja betah menjomlo. Bapak itu benar-benar konsisten ya."
" Saya itu sulit melupakan seseorang yang pernah berarti dalam hidup saya"
" Trus kenapa gak dikejar sih pak"
"Gimana mau ngejar, orangnya juga udah sama yang lain"
" Trus Bapak yakin mau sendiri seumur hidup. Kata orang ya, seseorang itu saat tua nanti hal yang paling ditakutinya ya gak punya teman pak"
" lha, kan ada kamu"
" Loh kok saya?"
" Ya kalau nanti gak ada yang mau nikah sama kamu, saya mau kok jadi suami kamu"
" Kenapa pak?"
" Saya gak mau kamu sedih gak punya teman nanti pas tua"
" Hahaha oke lah pak, saya jadi tenang sekarang. Seenggak-enggaknya, kalau hubungan percintaan saya gagal, saya punya bapak."
" Iya, jadi kamu jangan khawatir untuk patah hati, ada saya"
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