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the grocery - bts crackfic

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Parts 9
Time 28m

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"so im kim taehyung, one of the employees in this crappy grocery store. this job pays but everyone here is so stupid and annoying. you know the ones that came here before me? yeah i hate them all, their all a bunch of shitty fucktar- i mean great employees to be around with. they are all so caring about each other and so friendly! i hope you all come by often!" 

taehyung faked and ended with a bright boxy smile. as soon as namjoon tapped the door when he heard taehyung talking smack.

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a bts crackfic where the bangtan boys work in a grocery store.

slow updates.

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The Prince's Selected by mimi-joon

"Shit, why is it so hard to run in heels?" Yoongi complained as he zoomed through the forest. "Fuck, my lungs feel like they're on fire." The rebels chased the finalists through the intertwining trees, "There will be no Jung heir. We will make sure of it!" Yoongi groaned and forced himself to run faster, "Why does my family have to be broke as fuck?" -- this is a BTS X The Selection Cross-over thingy that no one asked for Jung Hoseok, the kingdom's handsome and charming prince, has come of age and is now ready to marry one of thirty-five girls from his kingdom that were randomly chosen. Lol, this is kinda a crackbook -- this story was inspired by me sprinting with fake lashes on -- DISCLAIMER: I do not own The Selection settings or system process. I also do not own BTS or their members or anything of the sort. however, this fanfic idea is mine, so DO NOT steal my story. that is all, have a great day and enjoy life.... please read my story -- #44 in yoonseok 22/1/2020 #41 in yoonseok 24/1/2020 #10 in selection 29/2/2020 #1 in btscrack 08/8/2020 #2 in crackbook 08/8/2020

Make it a big deal anyway by Prettylovekoo

He can see Taehyung gritting his teeth, his jaw clenched, and it only makes him smile wide. "Wanna say something?" Taehyung sighs, and closes his eyes again, trying to regain his breathing back to normal. "You..you are gonna regret doing that," he says, opening his eyes to glare at Jungkook. "I'll make sure of that." Jungkook chuckles, screaming internally but then leans close to Taehyung and squeezes his cheeks. "I'll wait dear," then rolling his eyes he gets up from Taehyung, smoothing out the non existent creases. "Now come, let's eat." he says smiling sweetly. Where it's always not even a big deal but they make it a big deal anyway.

"UGH!!!" ♡A SOPE ANGST♡✔️ by kimyeontansmom30

★When his Enemy becomes his boss!★ "You have nowhere to escape, Hoseok," Yoongi rubbed the lower lip of Hoseok with his thumb as his eyes darkened. "L-leave m-me...l-let m-me g-go," Hoseok managed to say tears flowing through his cheeks. He tried to free himself as he was being caged between Yoongi's arms. "Tut! It isn't fun if you are like this, don't you always talk back to me? You used to love tormenting me didn't you? Where is that Hoseok? Now you don't have balls to even look into my eyes, huh?" Yoongi gripped Hoseok's waist tightly making him whimper. Hoseok bit his lower lip looking down with tears in his eyes flowing continuously... "I-I...a-am s-sorry f-for e-everything I-I d-did...p-please let me go n-now" Hoseok pleaded. Yoongi frowned, leaned in Hoseok's ears and in his raspy voice with an evil smirk on his lips, "Let you go? Never gonna happen, I am planning on showing you every corner of hell, personally, baby!" Yoongi's hot breath fanning Hoseok's neck, while his hands slowly traveled under Hoseok's shirt, making Hoseok's eyes widen in panic. "N-no... p-please, d-don't...s-stop," Hoseok stuttered struggling to free himself but in vain. ✼　 ҉　 ҉　 ҉　 ҉　 ҉　 ҉　 ҉　✼ What will Yoongi do to Hoseok? Why is Hoseok apologizing to Yoongi? What did Hoseok do to Yoongi in the past? To know that... Get into the book😉! ✦Main Ship: ✧SOPE(Top Yoongi×Bot Hoseok) ✦Side ships: ✧Namgyu (Namjoon×Beomgyu) ✧Jikook (Top Jk×Bot Jm) ✧Taejin(Top Tae×Bot Jin) ✦This story contains... ✧Angst ✧Abuse ✧Curse words ✧Mentions of rape ✧Male pregnancy ✧Suicide attempt ✧Sensitive topics ✧Trauma Published on: 27/09/2022 Ended on: 30/12/2023

Perplexing Simplicities by thegitbwah07

"Okay, I'm sorry, I'm just saying, you know literally nothing, and to a normal person, that was a normal interaction. Don't read anything into it until you properly ask him out and get rejected." "Have you been paying attention?! I can't ask him out, because he already asked me out. I AM A TAKEN MAN!!!" Jungkook laughs hysterically and pats his friend on the shoulder. "Okay, okay, I admit, nothing about you guys is normal. I still think you should confront him though." --- Simple cute concepts: where Namjoon and Yoongi are roommates, Namjoon a struggling delivery truck driver and Yoongi a well-off music producer. Jimin and Tae run a cafe and have hired Jungkook as a waiter Hoseok owns a dance Studio where he employs Jimin as a part-time teacher OT7 (originally sope but I suck at focusing on one ship so🤷) If I could describe this story in 5 words it would be: "slow burn but it's raining" 😌👩‍🚒🚒⛈️ not actually done, just --MOVED--

detention || knj ✓ by mino-sakura

"why are you doing this to me?" namjoon snickered, clearly doesn't like being touched by her. but she just laughed, while moving closer to him. "can't you see, baby? i'm helping you. so you can show your ex that you upgrade." she whispered, making all hairs on his body stand. seeing his terribly shocked face, hani laughed and kiss his cheek. leaving a a red lipstick print there. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING??" ━━━━ when a bad, naughty girl meet a good, nerdy boy. *ﾟ

Heartbreaker by YrisYsabella

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Memories by Featheresk

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lucent • taekook ✓ by woahhseokjin

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more than a deal- kth+jjk by jjkkthjournals

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Debts to Pay {MINJOON} | BOOK 1 by NamjoonxChezzie

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"Shit, why is it so hard to run in heels?" Yoongi complained as he zoomed through the forest. "Fuck, my lungs feel like they're on fire." The rebels chased the finalists through the intertwining trees, "There will be no Jung heir. We will make sure of it!" Yoongi groaned and forced himself to run faster, "Why does my family have to be broke as fuck?" -- this is a BTS X The Selection Cross-over thingy that no one asked for Jung Hoseok, the kingdom's handsome and charming prince, has come of age and is now ready to marry one of thirty-five girls from his kingdom that were randomly chosen. Lol, this is kinda a crackbook -- this story was inspired by me sprinting with fake lashes on -- DISCLAIMER: I do not own The Selection settings or system process. I also do not own BTS or their members or anything of the sort. however, this fanfic idea is mine, so DO NOT steal my story. that is all, have a great day and enjoy life.... please read my story -- #44 in yoonseok 22/1/2020 #41 in yoonseok 24/1/2020 #10 in selection 29/2/2020 #1 in btscrack 08/8/2020 #2 in crackbook 08/8/2020