the grocery - bts crackfic
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"so im kim taehyung, one of the employees in this crappy grocery store. this job pays but everyone here is so stupid and annoying. you know the ones that came here before me? yeah i hate them all, their all a bunch of shitty fucktar- i mean great employees to be around with. they are all so caring about each other and so friendly! i hope you all come by often!"
taehyung faked and ended with a bright boxy smile. as soon as namjoon tapped the door when he heard taehyung talking smack.
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a bts crackfic where the bangtan boys work in a grocery store.
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