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the grocery - bts crackfic

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"so im kim taehyung, one of the employees in this crappy grocery store. this job pays but everyone here is so stupid and annoying. you know the ones that came here before me? yeah i hate them all, their all a bunch of shitty fucktar- i mean great employees to be around with. they are all so caring about each other and so friendly! i hope you all come by often!" 

taehyung faked and ended with a bright boxy smile. as soon as namjoon tapped the door when he heard taehyung talking smack.

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a bts crackfic where the bangtan boys work in a grocery store.

slow updates.

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"UGH!!!" ♡A SOPE ANGST♡✔️ by kimyeontansmom30

★When his Enemy becomes his boss!★ "You have nowhere to escape, Hoseok," Yoongi rubbed the lower lip of Hoseok with his thumb as his eyes darkened. "L-leave m-me...l-let m-me g-go," Hoseok managed to say tears flowing through his cheeks. He tried to free himself as he was being caged between Yoongi's arms. "Tut! It isn't fun if you are like this, don't you always talk back to me? You used to love tormenting me didn't you? Where is that Hoseok? Now you don't have balls to even look into my eyes, huh?" Yoongi gripped Hoseok's waist tightly making him whimper. Hoseok bit his lower lip looking down with tears in his eyes flowing continuously... "I-I...a-am s-sorry f-for e-everything I-I d-did...p-please let me go n-now" Hoseok pleaded. Yoongi frowned, leaned in Hoseok's ears and in his raspy voice with an evil smirk on his lips, "Let you go? Never gonna happen, I am planning on showing you every corner of hell, personally, baby!" Yoongi's hot breath fanning Hoseok's neck, while his hands slowly traveled under Hoseok's shirt, making Hoseok's eyes widen in panic. "N-no... p-please, d-don't...s-stop," Hoseok stuttered struggling to free himself but in vain. ✼　 ҉　 ҉　 ҉　 ҉　 ҉　 ҉　 ҉　✼ What will Yoongi do to Hoseok? Why is Hoseok apologizing to Yoongi? What did Hoseok do to Yoongi in the past? To know that... Get into the book😉! ✦Main Ship: ✧SOPE(Top Yoongi×Bot Hoseok) ✦Side ships: ✧Namgyu (Namjoon×Beomgyu) ✧Jikook (Top Jk×Bot Jm) ✧Taejin(Top Tae×Bot Jin) ✦This story contains... ✧Angst ✧Abuse ✧Curse words ✧Mentions of rape ✧Male pregnancy ✧Suicide attempt ✧Sensitive topics ✧Trauma Published on: 27/09/2022 Ended on: 30/12/2023

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Mix Up｛2｝ by kookyriri

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The Bachelor(s) by Helena_Hathaway

"Run that by me one more time, chief." He groans out the anger that he wants to take out by smacking Yoongi across the face. "Twenty-five guys stepping out of the limo. Fifteen roses. Nine weeks. Then you pick one guy." "Pick him to do what?" Yoongi says, playing dumb. He gives Yoongi a stare so intimidating that his balls shrivel back into his body. "Fuck, oh my god, I'm just kidding! Fall in love blah blah blah. I got it."

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"You really can't be serious," Jungkook scoffed, glaring at Taehyung as he sprawled on the couch. "You're literally the worst roommate ever." "Says the guy who still can't manage to wash a dish properly," Taehyung fired back, not even looking up from his phone. "Maybe try learning the basics before you come at me, Jeon." ﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏ Two guys, Jeon Jungkook and Kim Taehyung. Forced to live together after a series of unfortunate events, and hating each other's guts with every passing second. Taehyung's life is all about luxury and privilege, while Jungkook struggles with his past and his family's hardships. But when their fake dating arrangement goes from a simple lie to a tangled mess of emotions, they start to question things. What happens when they realize the other isn't so bad? Read to find out how they go from "I can't even stand to be in the same room as you" to "I'd risk everything for you." #taekook #jungkook #taehyung #enemiestolovers #romance #fanfic Started: 1/1/25 Ended: 10/2/25

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❝i went shopping for groceries and came back with a kid.❞ ©jiminiums published: 010620 completed: written: 150420 - hr: #1 in yoongi 211221 hr: #1 in suga 211221 hr: #1 in btssuga 211221 hr: #5 in bangtansonyeondan 211221 hr: #5 in bts 211221 hr: #14 in btssuga 140920 hr: #19 in fanfiction 211221 hr: #23 in seokjin 261120 hr: #28 in sliceoflife 250122 hr: #2 in minyoongi 150322