Le Carnet du Grand Moine Shaolin Lalaï-Dama Shen Tuang (EN PAUSE)

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Hmmm... comment me présenter... là est la question... ou la est là question ? Oh, c'est que je deviens sénile moi ! Grand Moine de la Fraternité des Fesses de Boucs, vous me connaissez sûrement en tant que Grand Moine, Maître Shaolin, le Savon Fou ou encore le Monarque de L'Arche de Néo (Arche appelée d'ailleurs Matrice) (Ouuh, c'est que mon souffle commence à se vider, j'ai besoin d'une pause...). Bref le Grand Moine Shaolin Lalaï-Dama, de mon nom Shen Tuang. Âgé d'environ... oh et puis on s'en fiche de cela, jeune fennec. Voici mon carnet, dedans tu trouveras ivresse de sagesse et euphorie de loufoquerie (je dois bien l'avouer mon collègue et ami de longue date Père Fouras m'aura bien aidé dans la conception de ce carnet ainsi que de ses citations). Mes citations sont toutes originales, en tant que sage je ne puis me permettre de pomp... de m'inspirer de mes autres collègues plus ou moins... émérites si l'on puit dire. J'écrirais chaque jour, du moins si je le peux, dans mon carnet au cour de mon périple, reste à l'affût car le roseau plie, mais ne dort pas ! 
Nous nous retrouvons à la page blanche, mon jeune fennec... 

Oh j'ai oublié de vous le dire mais... l'image utilisée ici est provisoire. En tant qu'ermite je ne vis que d'offrandes et de volonté, je ne puis donc m'offrir pour l'instant une véritable reliure que nous trouvons chez certaines personnes de plumes tel que... comment s'appelle t-il déjà... Guillaume Museau ?All Rights Reserved

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