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So this book is about some funny moments and scary moments, and some moments of me acting dumb that happened...

this is about me and when its TBT (throwback Thursday!) I'll tell you stories that happened to some realitives...

these stories are 100% true...

Some will want to make you laugh! knowing me there's a whole bunch of ackward stuff that happened to me...so here's part of my story...

__________
>short story<

Okay I was home alone...

I took a shower and everything...

I got out of the shower and I heard a knock... knowing me I like to be dramatic... the lights are all off I'm getting kinda scared I had a towel on... so I went to my room to change into clothes... I kept on hearing knocking... I was freakin scared and you wouldn't believe what happened next...

if you want to know what happened keep reading to find out!All Rights Reserved

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Older Brothers

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