Book of Random Facts

I cannot guarantee that all these facts are true, but let's imagine that they are. All of these were written when I was a smol child and I cringe at it but this book is my most popular so I'm keeping it up. Give it a read if you'd like. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

#7 IN RANDOM CATEGORY! (the glory days are over now)