shrek & fritos & crack
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Ongoing, First published Jun 22, 2018
Mature
"so....you can fuck me on friday buu...buuoooo...buooot fuckin hug him on monaday!!!!!!!!" ken Bing screamed while throwin his handdick up.

it was a saturaday.

smarilis atine stood there astonished in  the zzzarms of zawson. 

her chicken legs shook.

her pasta arms ready.

her bob hair sway.

her eyebrows swiggled 

her bosom swelled.

her v opened.
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