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Funny Quotes, Texts, and More!
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RandomWriter09
Ongoing, First published Apr 22, 2014
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Many people post lots of funny things, some are read by millions!  Some, maybe by one or two people.  In this book you'll find lots of common ones and maybe a lot you have never ever heard of before!

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