Maeve is Bored, Jack is Hungry

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Maeve is bored. Hiding from the law and all of her problems and everyone in her life in a cave for six months after stealing a library is boring. 
Jack is hungry. You tend to get that way when you've spent all your money away on strippers and booze, then getting locked out of the assassin's guild hall and your main source of income.
Mistakes were made. Princes pissed off. Now they're on the run. Will the pair escape to fantasy Mexico,  or be enslaved and killed by the Bunny Regime?All Rights Reserved

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