Harry Potter and the Cool Wizard Rock.
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A Harry Potter FanFiction except that it's terrible and nothing good ever happens. Filled with overused fic tropes. Teenagers that are way too horny for their own good. Store brand plot convenience. Terrible grammar and spelling. And it will all still somehow be better than cursed child.
I might end up doing all seven books idk. I got tired of reading shitty Harry Potter fanfics. So here is some sort of crack fic or whatever with literally every DONT in Harry Potter fic writing law.
List of things I'm making myself put in this. (stolen from an article on Quora)
Weasley Bashing
Dumbledore Bashing
Snape Bashing/Worship
Marauders -1
Hermione Sue
Edgelord Harry
Snamione
Self Insert
Soapbox Sermon
A few other things that might eventually happen thanks to my sister for helping me think of these.
Drarry
Nuna
Deamus
Actually Gay Dumbledore
McGonagall beats someone up at least twice
(I'll add more later)
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Roommates (Drarry)
"Yeah, um, I..." But the lingering effects of Felix wouldn't let me lie. "I do. I really like you." "Not platonically, then." "Not platonically." "Well, that's lucky." He said. "Because I think I really like you too, Draco Malfoy." "If this is a joke," I began, not believing my ears, "then get lost and I never want to talk to you again. If it-" "It's not a j-" "Let me finish, Potter. If it's not a joke, then shut up and kiss me already and stop stalling." -------------------------- Draco and Harry are back for an eighth year of Hogwarts to finish their NEWTs. Unfortunately, there aren't many eighth year students, or extra dormitories, so they end up sharing a room... Disclaimer: almost all aspects of the Wizarding World belong to J K Rowling, including most of the characters, Hogwarts, NEWTs, etc. Cover art belongs to @midgaardian on Twitter No smut - nothing ever goes further than kissing. Ranked: 🥇(major tags) #1 on gay 18.7.21 #19 on romance 18.9.21 (HOLY- idk how this happened?? but tysm) 🥈(big tags) #1 on harrypotter 30.4.22 #2 on malfoy 18.7.21 #2 on dracomalfoy 6.7.21 #2 on gayromance 7.1.22 #3 on drarry 6.7.21 🥉(smaller tags) #1 on eighthyear 4.4.21 #1 on drarryfanfic 11.9.21Kumpleto
His Fantasy: A Drarry Story
What if the boy who lived turned out to be gay in secrecy? A boy's gotta have fanaticises right? Fanaticises about sex with a firm, hard, hot body of a man? Man with certain blonde hair, grey eyes, tall, lean. His fucking nemesis Draco Lucius Malfoy. To control the urges, he has a habit. Harry Potter writes smut. He writes about his sex fanaticises about Draco Malfoy in a diary. He calls it his sex book. It's a secret book. No one knows about it. And no one EVER should... that's until Draco Malfoy is assigned to he his roommate in the 8th year. "It will go down two ways, either he'll fucking hurt me Or he'll fuck me." What if they are down to fuck? What if Harry's fanaticises come to life? TW! Sex Drugs (probably idk?) Self harm (mentions) Pornography (throughout the story) Choking kink and stuff. I will update the TW's I haven't even started writing. I will make up the story along as I go. This is JK Rowling's shit. I'm just manipulating it into porn 🤌🏻Kumpleto
just an online crush - 𝔻ℝ𝔸ℝℝ𝕐
《 c o m p l e t e d 》 One late afternoon, after plotting with Pansy, Hermione and Ron decided to steal Harry's phone and change most of his contacts' name. That included Draco's. Harry starts to trust and confide in the contact renamed 'Prince'. However, Harry soon realises that 'Prince' has a crush and Draco was starting to catch Harry's attention. Story is both in text and story form, but mostly story form ----- This story takes place after the Wizarding War, 8th years had to return to rebuild the school and retake their NEWTs. Snape is magically alive because he faked his death, let's go with that. Also contains many inaccuracies that does not match up with the original books '･ᴗ･' The starting sucks, but it slowly improves :) (hopefully) *TRIGGER WARNING* Some parts may include suicidal thoughts, suicide, cutting and strong language. Viewer discretion is advised. Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of the characters. All characters belong to J. K. Rowling from her Harry Potter series. ----- Highest ranking: #1 - dracoxharry ( 04/07/20 - 08/07/20 ) #1 - drarry ( 10/07/20, 04/08/20 ) #1 - lgbt ( 07/08/20 - 08/08/20 ) #1 - lgbtq ( 07/08/20 - 08/08/20 ) #2 - harrypotter ( 15/08/20 )Kumpleto
Hermione Granger x FemReader OneShot
I have been playing Hogwarts legacies again and it's been giving me ideas. I am going to be rewatching the movies and maybe. Just maybe, read the books. [Y/n] or [OC] for original character. I may not use OC often Pure FanFiction short stories with the love for Hermione Granger. Stories will contain: -a substantial amount of Fluff -a moderate amount of smut, or high amount if requested -angst may only happen in times of the great war scenes -drama. I always have to have some type of drama. Well... maybe not all. I do not own any Characters from Harry Potter! All characters belong to J.K. Rowling GXG story//Hermione x Fem Reader//FanFic Please do not read if you are homophobic. 🔞MATURE THEME! MINORS ARE NOT ADVISED TO READ.
Slytherin Tears
From the good to the bad, everyone's favorite Slytherin princess, Rowan Bailey; seems like princess, isn't so innocent after all. + A book that takes unexpected turns of events. + More than just your regular mature fanfiction. [Mature Content; Viewer Discretion is Advised; This book is semi-slow burn, but once the mature content appears, it's very frequent.| Lot's of sensitive topics, please be aware.| A.N; I do not own any of these characters or Harry Potter; all credit goes to J.K ROWLING.Kumpleto
Love hurts - Drarry
"Ugh.." Harry groaned. "What happened?" Draco asked "I-... I really want you to fuck me..." Harry said, looking fraught into Draco's eyes. After a few seconds Draco answered as his head started to get filled with fanaticises, heart with desire and eyes with lust, "I know... believe me when I say this pottah, I want me to fuck you too." Draco and Harry have found themselves in this current predicament After a potion-gone-wrong-insident, where Draco and Harry have a arrangement. Never expect more than sex for this month and don't expect a future. Harry is a sex toy, a salvation, a thing Draco is using because he can't seem to forget what he had. Or so he thinks. After many situations, it's at the breaking point when Harry understands why Draco didn't like the idea of love. It's was because Promises get broken Hearts get infiltrated Love gets ugly And above all, it hurts. Love hurts x Caution x This story comes off kinda toxic so it may seem to you that it isn't for you, but please trust me, the story ain't what if seems, read it will the 9th chapter. It may seem too intence for you, but it will change. Trust me. And please read it. Trigger warnings! Eating disorder Sexual scenes Lgbtq reference Self hate Fuck buddyKumpleto
What Ever Helps You Sleep At Night- d.m
"I find it comforting" "Your ridiculous" "Am not" "Whatever helps you sleep at night" ------------ Draco x OC Year 3-7 Involves: ▪Drinking ▪Swearing ▪Spice ▪Fluffy WARNING this story is really bad until like chapter 40- ------------ I do not own any of these characters except my oc characters and I do not own the Harry Potter world that all goes to J.K Rowling (aka dobby really but sure) (Used to be name "Not So Perfect After All")
Beyond us
Hi. this is the very first time that I had written something like this 'a fiction'. feel free to tell me if there are anything wrong or the ideas you have about what's gonna happen later in the story. that's all. hope you enjoy
Mine, Yours and Us - Currently under rewrite
GUYS!! This fic is currently having a rewrite. It was my first fic and I feel like I can do so much better. So if you have it in your reading list please wait until I have done the rewrite. I promise it'll be worth it. For those of you that have already read it all I want to say is thank you. Kingsley moved out the way and I saw exactly who he was talking too. I took him all in. Black shoes and trousers, his body was buff and he wore a white shirt with a black waistcoat and jacket. His hands were massive and he sported a serpent ring, his jaw was tight and his piercing grey eyes were framed by blond hair. Holy shit it was Draco Malfoy. "Hermione you remember Draco he's our new head of magical sports." "Hello Hermione long time no see." Oh merlins beard." He'd always wanted her. She'd never known. Could the Slytherin Prince finally get the Gryffindor Princess? *PLEASE TAKE NOTE* In this story is cheating, attempted murder, sexual assault, a lot of smut and adult themes. You have been warned. I do not own any of the characters they are all JKR A spicy Dramione Fanfiction for ages 18+ 14.02.21/29.03.21 No. 1 for dramionefanfiction! 29.03.21 No. 5 for dramioneKumpleto
The Summer That Changed Everything ⤘ DRARRY
"Harry thought that maybe he was having a dream where Draco would have him, and they would stay in a small place in Godric's Hollow. Maybe he dreamt of a world where people like himself were accepted, and didn't have to hide from society. Or maybe that was just Harry's fantasies. Draco would never think of him the same way." . . "He buried his face in the cavity between his legs and his chest. Why did he care so much? He cared because, whether he liked it or not, Draco Malfoy was in love with Harry Potter. He had been since fifth year. He loved to drown in those emerald lakes Harry had for eyes. He loved that smirk Harry had whenever he was being an absolute arse to Draco. He loved him." . . . It's the summer after 5th year, and Draco is given a choice. Either stay at Harry Potter's house for the remainder of the summer, or stay at his house. He is convinced by his mother to choose the one she feels is best. But what happens when Draco finds there's more to The Boy-Who-Lived's life than he'd originally imagined? Will he risk his life to save another?Kumpleto
"Yeah, um, I..." But the lingering effects of Felix wouldn't let me lie. "I do. I really like you." "Not platonically, then." "Not platonically." "Well, that's lucky." He said. "Because I think I really like you too, Draco Malfoy." "If this is a joke," I began, not believing my ears, "then get lost and I never want to talk to you again. If it-" "It's not a j-" "Let me finish, Potter. If it's not a joke, then shut up and kiss me already and stop stalling." -------------------------- Draco and Harry are back for an eighth year of Hogwarts to finish their NEWTs. Unfortunately, there aren't many eighth year students, or extra dormitories, so they end up sharing a room... Disclaimer: almost all aspects of the Wizarding World belong to J K Rowling, including most of the characters, Hogwarts, NEWTs, etc. Cover art belongs to @midgaardian on Twitter No smut - nothing ever goes further than kissing. Ranked: 🥇(major tags) #1 on gay 18.7.21 #19 on romance 18.9.21 (HOLY- idk how this happened?? but tysm) 🥈(big tags) #1 on harrypotter 30.4.22 #2 on malfoy 18.7.21 #2 on dracomalfoy 6.7.21 #2 on gayromance 7.1.22 #3 on drarry 6.7.21 🥉(smaller tags) #1 on eighthyear 4.4.21 #1 on drarryfanfic 11.9.21
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