Harry Potter and the Cool Wizard Rock. - Kitty Oliver - Wattpad

Harry Potter and the Cool Wizard Rock.

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albusdumbledore dracomalfoy harrypotter hermione iamtrash minervamcgonagall ronweasley terrible

A Harry Potter FanFiction except that it's terrible and nothing good ever happens. Filled with overused fic tropes.  Teenagers that are way too horny for their own good. Store brand plot convenience. Terrible grammar and spelling. And it will all still somehow be better than cursed child. 

I might end up doing all seven books idk. I got tired of reading shitty Harry Potter fanfics. So here is some sort of crack fic or whatever with literally every DONT in Harry Potter fic writing law. 

List of things I'm making myself put in this. (stolen from an article on Quora) 

Weasley Bashing
Dumbledore Bashing
Snape Bashing/Worship 
Marauders -1
Hermione Sue
Edgelord Harry
Snamione 
Self Insert 
Soapbox Sermon 

A few other things that might eventually happen thanks to my sister for helping me think of these. 
Drarry 
Nuna
Deamus
Actually Gay Dumbledore 
 McGonagall beats someone up at least twice  
(I'll add more later)All Rights Reserved

albusdumbledore dracomalfoy harrypotter hermione iamtrash minervamcgonagall ronweasley terrible

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Chapter One. That baby's fuckin alive.
Sat, Jun 23, 2018

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Chapter One. That baby's fuckin alive.
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