Flash Marriage

** Not my translation at all. Offline purpose only**

Flash marriage may seem like a trifling matter,
But in fact, a long-term courtship does not necessarily guarantee a happy marriage.
The most important point is -
Meeting the right people at the right time.
A spinster who is desperate to get married met a prospective male at a blind date.
The first sentence: 房事 "consummation ......"
The second sentence: 婚事 "marriage ......"
The third sentence "I'm gay!"
The fourth sentence "Lets get married!"
The fastest "flash marriage" in history is also the year's most interesting wedding infighting.
Female lead: Guan Xiao Yan, a spinster;
Male lead: Jiang Li, a self-professed "gay".
In order to get rid of the trouble of going to blind dates, both leads picked up a marriage license in just a few hours after meeting on a blind date. This is the fastest "flash marriage" in history.
Infighting during married life and revolutionary love quietly follows ...