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Mountain Dew and Doritos: An Epic MLG Tale

HostileIntentions

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Reads 369
Votes 7
Parts 15
Time 2h 11m

HostileIntentions

Mature

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Mountain Dew Quickscope is a totally average and normal seventeen year-old gamer who likes games and weed and other stuff. Plus, he has exceptional skill in quickscoping, noscoping, dragscoping, and trickshotting. His best friend is a hyperactive thirteen year-old adolescent named Daniel Doritos Blazeit who is a trash talking gamer who claims to be an MLG player and says he slept with your mom every day. Together, they go on crazy adventures on the world of Badassia.

One day, they were approached by some old guy who revealed that they are two legendary heroes foretold to take down an ancient hacker who threatened all of gaming in an ancient prophecy written by Lord Gaben himself. With this, their lives are changed forever as they set off on an adventure of a lifetime.

A remastered version of the original I decided to rewrite after procrastinating and suffering from writers block/depression for a while (read: more than a year).

Probably the highest quality shitposting you'll ever read.

WARNING: DO NOT READ IF EASILY OFFENDED BY BLACK HUMOUR, EXCESSIVE SWEARING, SOME SEXUAL SCENES, EXTENSIVE GRAPHIC DETAIL, AND DRUG USE. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. THIS IS A WORK OF PARODY. NOTHING SHOULD BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.

Cover design by me.All Rights Reserved

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Touching The Heart Of Ace (SAMPLE)

I am his nothing but "NO...GET OUT!" I heard a laugh. I shivered. He was my hunter. I was going to lose but I would fight. "I want you to leave. I mean it." "I am not going anywhere without making you mine. And when I leave I am going to take you with me." It was not a threat. A promise. Would he keep his promise to me? This story contains VERBAL NON CONSENT sexual scenes/ RELUCTANT scenes/cheating/infidelity and CHILD endangerment. Please don't continue reading if any of the above is not your cup of tea. This story might be TRIGGERING to many readers, so please proceed with caution. As a writer my visualisation run wild and I let my characters develop on their own. But as a human being I don't stand by many of my character's habits and way of thinking. I do not support or prompt RAPE/INFIDELITY/CHILD ENDANGERMENT. This is a fantasy story strictly for entertainment. Follow me on Instagram: VaizHarsh to know more.