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Mountain Dew and Doritos: An Epic MLG Tale

HostileIntentions

Reads 383
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Parts 15
Time 2h 11m

Reads 383
Votes 7
Parts 15
Time 2h 11m

HostileIntentions

Mature

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Mountain Dew Quickscope is a totally average and normal seventeen year-old gamer who likes games and weed and other stuff. Plus, he has exceptional skill in quickscoping, noscoping, dragscoping, and trickshotting. His best friend is a hyperactive thirteen year-old adolescent named Daniel Doritos Blazeit who is a trash talking gamer who claims to be an MLG player and says he slept with your mom every day. Together, they go on crazy adventures on the world of Badassia.

One day, they were approached by some old guy who revealed that they are two legendary heroes foretold to take down an ancient hacker who threatened all of gaming in an ancient prophecy written by Lord Gaben himself. With this, their lives are changed forever as they set off on an adventure of a lifetime.

A remastered version of the original I decided to rewrite after procrastinating and suffering from writers block/depression for a while (read: more than a year).

Probably the highest quality shitposting you'll ever read.

WARNING: DO NOT READ IF EASILY OFFENDED BY BLACK HUMOUR, EXCESSIVE SWEARING, SOME SEXUAL SCENES, EXTENSIVE GRAPHIC DETAIL, AND DRUG USE. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. THIS IS A WORK OF PARODY. NOTHING SHOULD BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.

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