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I'm the Protagonist, I Guess

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aimlesswonderings

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Hi. If you're reading this, please help me. I think I'm in a book. Or short story, I guess, because it only has a few thousand words. Anyways. I don't really know what else to put here besides send help, so please--send help.All Rights Reserved

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