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Oh, Fucking Hell (Tomtord)

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Time 8h 53m

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Look, I'm not saying Tom's totally gay for Tord. 
I'm just saying he wants Tord to fuck him. But Tom's not gay.  Nope.

I'm editing this two years after it's done to leave a very special note: i'd rather be buried alive and suffocate on dirt before i use "cum" unironically. go read "daddy" porn and let me spell it how i want because i'm not going to do anything that reminds me of ddlg or ageplay, stop leaving shitty comments on a shitty porn book if you cannot handle a less disgusting version of cum. let me call it come.

note: almost every single chapter is going to be of them fucking, you're welcome
the amazing cover!!! was done by @readingismypurpose and they're absolutely amazing ngl

Update: when the FUCK is this book going to dieAll Rights Reserved

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TomTord (Tord X Tom) Oneshots by BunnyTriesToWright

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❥ tordtom oneshots《 by honvamp

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TomTord/TordTom Oneshots and eddsworld art by patchipikatrash

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"I'm sorry":TomTord REMAKE by shyc0bain

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Ethereal Futures (Future Tordtom) by xXAbsoluteZerroXx

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