Wait, what? [Eridan Ampora X Reader]

Hello! I have decided to create a fan fiction with YOU and Eri. It probably won't be lemony but I have no idea what will happen (*wonk*)so if it turns out that way I will warn you. tHIS is an AU where the trolls live on alternia and can go to Earth. SSSHHHH IT'S FOR THE STORY

Edit 6/4/16: I changed it so it's a reader insert now :3

I do not own homestuck, Andrew Hussie does. Most of the stuff will be made up so, yeah. Eridan may be a bit OOC but just remember i tried

So the story starts off with her preparing for a cosplay thing her friends are dragging her to. They are going to stay in a hotel in cold old and foggy, Crista Bay, Califronia. When they get there a number of things go wrong; First they arive THREE days earlier than they planned to, Second she forgot her cell phone, and Lastly she finds a bleeding Eridan Ampora cosplayer on the beach, or so it seems.