[JARED] Now there's a lotta stupid shit that is the internet But if it's funny or embarrassing then you can bet It goes viral That shit goes viral Ooh whoa-oh Ooh whoa-oh When a cat plays piano or a fat girl falls Then your friends are gonna share it on their Facebook walls And it's viral fuckin' viral It's goin' viral Viral You'll be an internet celebrity 'Cause it'll spread like ficking HPV Now ev'rybody knows your shit It's goin' viral Viral You'll be the poster boy for 'gay and lame' Trust me, dude, that shit will linger Worse than "Charlie Bit My Finger" Just sit back and watch this fucker Grow Grow Grow Oh! It's goin' viral Viral You're poppin' up on ev'ry laptop screen And kids'll dress like you for Halloween Khakis and those fucking shoes It's goin' viral, viral I'll get to say I knew the YouTube star That people laugh about in Kandahar Cause it's goin' viral Viral Viral 'Dear Evan Hansen, it turns out that I'm a huge loser and my life is an unforgiving nightmare that will seemingly never end!' What if that shit went viral? And Connor never died? ***I DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS, ONLY THE PLOT***All Rights Reserved
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