Homo Screams Over Shit
- Reads 105
- Votes 4
- Parts 4
Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Sun, Sep 2, 2018
just a book where i can shit post ??
i will also do little drabbles of fanfics ig
ok ily and bye
All Rights Reserved
#724
yeet
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
ℍ𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕪 ℙ𝕠𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕏 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣 // 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤
Hey Hotties!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Welcome to my first ever story! I'm so happy to have you here! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ‼️⚠️IMPORTANT INFO⚠️‼️ This story will be a collection of oneshots from various different Harry Potter characters such as.... -Harry Potter (obviously he's so hot) -Ron Weasley -Hermione Granger -Fred and George Weasley -All Mauraders -Cedric Diggory (he's hot too😽) -Luna Lovegood -Cho Chang -Draco Malfoy (also him🫣) -Tom Riddle (him too😝) -Mattheo Riddle (This man is SO fucking fine😏) - Theo Nott (This man as well🤭) -Enzo Berkshire (Let's bfr all Slytherin men are fine😋) ⚠️WARNING⚠️ THIS STORY WILL INCLUDE SMUT‼️ - Will also include drugs, alcohol, language, mentions of sex, dirty jokes -I will add warnings at the beginning to let you know and have specific emojis in title to tell you -Fun/Friends: 😝 -Fluff: 🤭 -Some sexual acts but not fully: 💋 - Smut: 🌶️ -Also be adding Post War scenarios! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Date Started: 12/24/24 Date Finished: ?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FEEL FREE TO REQUEST AND ENJOY!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -I do not own the Harry Potter universe/characters all rights go to JK Rowling-
forever and always +hp
❝𝖶𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗍 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋?❞ 𝖺𝗌𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗒 𝗉𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋. ❝𝖨𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗎𝗌 𝗍𝗈, 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗍 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌❞ 𝖺𝗇𝗌𝗐𝖾𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝗒/𝗇 𝗅/𝗇. 𝖳𝗐𝗈 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝖿𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗇𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖾𝖺𝖼𝗁 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗇𝖾𝗂𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝗐 𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝖿𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝗂𝗍. •ɴᴏ sᴍᴜᴛ •ғʟᴜғғ •ᴀɴɢsᴛ 𝗖𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗯𝘆 𝗺𝗲 !! *I do not own harry potter*Complete
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊║𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐲
!! i stopped writing this a while ago when my harry potter obsession dwindled so this story is unfinished and is now just public proof of my love for fred weasley and my writing at 12-13 years old !! 𝚈/𝚗 𝙰𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚊 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔, 𝚊 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚐 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑 𝚙𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢- 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑, 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏, 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝙷𝚊𝚕𝚏-𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍. 𝙷𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚛, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚎𝚏𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚝; 𝚜𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚁𝚎𝚖𝚞𝚜, 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚐𝚘𝚍𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚢, 𝙲𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚊, 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝚂𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚞𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚎, 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝙶𝚛𝚢𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚈/𝚗 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚘𝚗. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚈/𝚗 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚕𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚊𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚙𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝.Complete
Bound To || Draco Malfoy X Reader (enemies to lovers)
Enemies to Lovers II Slow Burn II Draco Malfoy -------------------------------------------- This story takes place long before he had asked me to jump. Before I had asked him "How high?" It won't start at the very beginning, but it will start where it matters most. Or at least how much it matters most to me. --------------------------------------------- When Draco Malfoy needs to be tutored in potions, he learns quick. And soon, he's smarter than you. (the first chapter is a dream sequence, I would never start there...or would I?) You're a Slytherin Half Blood girl who's raised by her single mother. Your father, a well renowned wizard perished an untimely death not too long before your first year. The story is starts in your second year but then switches to the first year. Chapter 3 starts at year one where we learn the backstory and beginning of your story. It jumps around a like this to understand the plot lines. You'll understand once you read the story :) --------------------------------------------- Draco Malfoy x Fem Reader Aimed towards mature audiences due to language choice and romantic scenarios. --------------------------------------------- Rankings: #2 in silver trio (4/14/25) #6 in Rowling (4/14/25) #42 in Draco x Reader (12/3/24) #105 in Draco Malfoy (11/27/24) #178 in POV (4/14/25)
☘︎𝓜𝓲𝓼𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓮𝓯 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓭☘︎ II𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓟𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝔁 𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻II
𝓗𝓲𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓼 ❀ꗥ～ꗥ❀ 𝐘/𝐧 𝐋𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐧, 𝐢𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐮𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐧'𝐬 𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞. 𝐀𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐨𝐠𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐝 𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬. 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥...𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞...𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐥... ❀ꗥ～ꗥ❀ *ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻*ੈ✩‧₊˚ ❀ꗥ～ꗥ❀ 𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐑𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐝 𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐤𝐬. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ❀ꗥ～ꗥ❀ *ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻*ੈ✩‧₊˚ ❀ꗥ～ꗥ❀ 𝐉𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐲...𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞...𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬.... ❀ꗥ～ꗥ❀
my first choice ~ ron weasley x reader
𝐇𝗲 𝗿𝗮𝗻 𝝾𝘂𝘁 𝝾𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝝾𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝝾𝗽𝗲𝗱 𝗹 𝘄𝝾𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗰𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝝾𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗺. 𝐇𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗰𝝾𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁. ･ﾟ:* *:･ 𝖠𝗌 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗐𝖺𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁 5𝗍𝗁 𝗒𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗆𝗂𝗌 𝖼𝗁𝗂𝖾𝖿 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖺 𝖼𝖾𝗋𝗍𝖺𝗂𝗇 𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽, 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗈 𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗉𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖺 𝖼𝗋𝗎𝗌𝗁 𝗈𝗇.Complete
Sans aus x reader oneshots (Requested OPEN)
Hello ya'll. I've been taking some time to think and i've finally come out of my writers block! I will be writting now. 👍 (Please do not replicate or steal the stories in this book. You may, however take insperation from this book however you please. In fact, I encourge you to do so. But DO NOT unless with special permission from me, repost these stories. Thank you.)Complete
Yandere Oneshot (Male x Female)
Please feel free to request any ideas for me to write about! And voting on my stories would be greatly appreciated:)
fortnite x reader Book (Discounted)
For the time being of fortnite and it's ducking season, this is a fanfic book to anyone who would like a x reader story the first page will be the information ect. You guys can request anything in this book, I'll work my best to my ability. This book might contain smut/lemon but we will wait and see. Hope to do your request please kill me... I made to many mastakes in this hell hole.... plus there are oc I made for this book... why do I do this to myselfComplete
Identity V x Reader Random Oneshots (No requests)
You darlings asked for this after I offered it, so here you go~ Just a drabble book I wrote bcs I have random ideas at 2 AM So it'll be either short, unedited, weird, not logical, or all of them at the same time. And as you'd expect. MEGA SLOW UPDATES. Will contain 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋 ALSO no requests plz uwuComplete
Hey Hotties!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Welcome to my first ever story! I'm so happy to have you here! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ‼️⚠️IMPORTANT INFO⚠️‼️ This story will be a collection of oneshots from various different Harry Potter characters such as.... -Harry Potter (obviously he's so hot) -Ron Weasley -Hermione Granger -Fred and George Weasley -All Mauraders -Cedric Diggory (he's hot too😽) -Luna Lovegood -Cho Chang -Draco Malfoy (also him🫣) -Tom Riddle (him too😝) -Mattheo Riddle (This man is SO fucking fine😏) - Theo Nott (This man as well🤭) -Enzo Berkshire (Let's bfr all Slytherin men are fine😋) ⚠️WARNING⚠️ THIS STORY WILL INCLUDE SMUT‼️ - Will also include drugs, alcohol, language, mentions of sex, dirty jokes -I will add warnings at the beginning to let you know and have specific emojis in title to tell you -Fun/Friends: 😝 -Fluff: 🤭 -Some sexual acts but not fully: 💋 - Smut: 🌶️ -Also be adding Post War scenarios! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Date Started: 12/24/24 Date Finished: ?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FEEL FREE TO REQUEST AND ENJOY!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -I do not own the Harry Potter universe/characters all rights go to JK Rowling-
More detailsContent Guidelines