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Jokes and Funny Texts

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Reads 527,978
Votes 25,338
Parts 59
Time 11m

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Hilarious text messages and jokes. 
Warning : May cause heaps of laughter, overflowing number of voting, comments, and choking of laughter. 
*READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.*All Rights Reserved

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