15 year old Colin, he was just like every other boy. He liked video games, didn't go outside for days at a time, and he was gay as fuck. However this was a problem, considering he lived in Nowhere, Nebraska. Everyone for miles around was Republican, Christian, and believed the gays were ruining the sanctity of marriage. So thanks to this, he avoided that part of himself like the plague, not because he thought it was wrong or anything, but because he had a crush on one of his best friends. Cerbrain was the most attractive boy Colin had ever seen. Colin was convinced this fact was going to bite him in the ass.